Criminals -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Dago Angelo, who had been a friend of the vanished Twist, applauded
this, and ordered beer.
Twist--according to the veracious Roxie--had not been wanting in
brilliancy as a Captain of Industry. He had showed himself ingenious
when he took his poolroom into the Hatmakers' Union, as a safeguard
against raids by the police.
Upon another occasion, strictly commercial--so said Roxie--Twist had
displayed a generalship which would have glorified a Rockefeller.
Baby Flax, named for the soft innocuousness of his countenance, kept
a grogshop in Houston Street. One quiet afternoon Twist abruptly broke
that cherubic publican's windows, mirrors, glasses, bottles.
Lighting a cigar, Twist stood in the midst of that ruin undismayed.
“What's up?” demanded the policeman, who came hot-foot to the scene.
“Well,” vouchsafed Twist, between puffs, “there's a party chases in,
smashes things, an' then beats it up the street wit'out sayin' a woid.”
The policeman looked at Baby Flax.
“It's straight,” chattered that ill-used proprietor, who, with the
dangerous eye of Twist upon him, wouldn't have told the truth for gold
and precious stones.
“What started youse, Twist?” asked a friend.
“It's this way,” explained Twist. “I'm introducin' a celery
bitters--because there's cush in it. I goes into Baby Flax's an' asks
him to buy. He hands me out a 'No!' So I ups an' puts his joint on the
bum. After this, when I come into a dump, they'll buy me bitters, see!
Sure, I cops an order for two cases from Flax before I leaves.”
Leaving Twist to sleep in peace, and by way of turning the laugh on that
gentleman, Roxie related an adventure with Nigger Mike. It was when that
sub-chief of the Eastmans kept at number Twelve Pell, by word of the
vivacious Roxie, he, with certain roysterers belonging to the Five
Points, had gone to Mike's to drink beer. They were the foe. But no
less he served them, as he was doing now, for such was and is the bland
etiquette of the gangs.
One o'clock struck, and Mike locked his door. Key turned, the beer
flowed on unchecked.
At half after one, when Mike himself was a law-breaker under the excise
statute by full thirty criminal minutes, Roxie with his Five Points
merrymakers arose, beat up Mike and his few retainers, skinned the
damper for fifty bones, and departed singing songs of victory.
Mike was powerless.
As was well said by Roxie: “W'at could he do? If he makes a roar to th'
cops for us puttin' his joint in th' air, we'd have whipped one over on
him for bein' open after hours.”
Mike laughed with the rest at Roxie's reminiscence. It was of another
day.
“W'at's th' matter wit' your mouth, Mike?” asked St. Louis Bill, for
there was a lisping queerness, not only about Mike's talk, but about his
laugh.
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