The Astonishing Adventure of Jane SmithWentworth, Patricia
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The Astonishing Adventure of Jane Smith
Wentworth, Patricia
Adventure stories; Cousins -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories
“It was a stone,” she said. “I don’t know why it frightened me so. It
fell over the edge of the cliff and gave me a horrid nightmare-ish sort
of feeling. I started running and then I couldn’t stop. It was
frightfully stupid of me.”
They walked on a few paces. Then Ember said:
“Captain March will probably come down here again. I managed to save you
from an interview with him this time, but if he comes again, and if he
sees you, remember there is only one safe way for you—you know nothing,
you never have known anything, as far as you are concerned there is
nothing to know. You shouldn’t find that difficult. You have quite a
talent for not knowing things. Improve it.” He paused, smiled slightly,
and went on, “You said just now that it was frightfully stupid of you to
be frightened. Sometimes, Miss Renata, it is a great deal more stupid
not to be frightened. Believe me, this is one of those times.”
They walked home in silence.
CHAPTER XI
Whilst Jane was running away from fear, down the gravel path of the
cliff’s edge, Captain March was about midway through an interview with
his chief.
Henry’s chief was a large man who strongly resembled a clean and highly
intelligent pig. A very little hair appeared to grow reluctantly on his
head; his face was pink and clean-shaven. He had inherited the
patronymic of Le Mesurier, his parents in his baptism had given him the
romantic name of Julian, and a grateful Government had conferred upon
him the honour of knighthood. It is, perhaps, unnecessary to add that,
from the moment that he emerged from the nursery and set foot within the
precincts of his first preparatory school, he had been known exclusively
as “Piggy.”
There is a story of a débutante who, at a large and formal dinner-party,
was discovered during a sudden silence to be addressing him as Sir
Piggott. The dinner-party waited breathlessly. Piggy smiled his benign
smile and explained that it had not been his good fortune to be called
after his aunt, Miss Piggott.... “I expect you have heard of her? She
left all her money to a home for cats, whereas, if my parents had done
their duty and invited her to be my godmother, I should be paying at
least twice as much income tax as I do now. Never undervalue your
relations, my dear Miss Browne.” The aunt was, of course, apocryphal;
and after dinner each of the older ladies in turn took the débutante
aside, and told her so—as a kindness. To each of them she made the same
reply, which was to the effect that “Piggy” was a darling. She married
him two years later. But all this has nothing to do with Henry’s
interview with his chief.
Sir Julian was speaking:
“It’s very unsatisfactory. You say they have been complying with all the
suggestions in the original Government instructions?”
“Yes, sir.”
Sir Julian frowned.
“It’s very unsatisfactory,” he repeated. “Sir William ... well, it’s six
months since I saw him, and he looked all right then.”
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