The Astonishing Adventure of Jane SmithWentworth, Patricia
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The Astonishing Adventure of Jane Smith
Wentworth, Patricia
Adventure stories; Cousins -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories
“His mamma thought you had. She did her very best to warn me. I rather
think she considered that your young affections were also entangled. I
said to her solemnly, ‘My dear Mrs. March—I beg your pardon—my dear Mrs.
_de Luttrelle_ March—of course he is in love with Isobel. I expect young
men to be in love with her. I am in love with her myself.’”
“Piggy, you didn’t!”
“No, m’ dear, but I should have liked to. She is so very large and pink
that the temptation to say it, and to watch the pink turn puce, was
almost more than I could resist. But you have interrupted me. I was
about to break to you a portentous fact. Our Henry is in love.”
“Oh, Piggy!” said Isobel.
“Yes,” continued Henry’s chief—“Henry is undoubtedly for it. Another
lost soul. It’s always these promising lads that are snatched by the
predatory sex.”
“Piggy—we’re not——”
“M’ dear, you _are_. It’s axiomatic, beyond cavil or argument. Like the
python in the natural history books, you fascinate us first, and then
engulf us.”
Isobel allowed a fleeting smile to lift the corners of her very pretty
mouth.
“Oh, Piggy, what a mouthful you would be!” she murmured.
“Henry,” pursued Sir Julian—“Henry is in the fascinated stage. He
blushed one of the most modestly revealing blushes I have ever beheld.
The whole story is of the most thrillingly romantic and intriguing
nature, and I regret to say, m’ dear, that I cannot tell you a single
word of it.”
Lady Le Mesurier took up a blue silk thread.
“Oh, Piggy!” she said reproachfully.
Sir Julian beamed upon her.
“My official duty forbids,” he said, with great enjoyment. “Dismiss the
indecent curiosity which I see stamped upon your every feature. Upon
Henry’s affair my lips are sealed. I am a tomb. I merely wish to have a
small bet with you as to whether Henry’s mamma will queer his pitch or
not.”
“But, Piggy darling, how can I lay odds if I don’t know anything? Tell
me, is she pretty?”
“Isobel, is that the spirit in which to approach this solemn subject? As
an old married woman, you should ask, Is she virtuous? Is she thrifty?
Is she worthy of Henry? And to all these questions I should make the
same reply—I do not know.”
Isobel leaned forward, and still with that faint, delightful smile she
pricked the back of Sir Julian’s hand sharply with the point of her
embroidery needle.
“The serpent’s tooth!” he said, and opened his book. “Isobel, you
interrupt my studies. I merely wish to commend three aspects of the case
to your feminine intuition. First—Henry is in love; second—he has yet to
reckon with his mamma; third—I may at any time ring you up and instruct
you to prepare the guest chamber for Henry’s girl.”
Lady Le Mesurier began to work a blue ribbon bow round the stalks of
some pink and white daisies.
“You’re rather a lamb, Piggy,” she said.
CHAPTER XII
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