The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 11, No. 68, June, 1863: A Magazine of Literature, Art, and PoliticsVarious
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The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 11, No. 68, June, 1863: A Magazine of Literature, Art, and Politics
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But neither Esquire Hancock nor Mr. Glin at Stepney could control the
force of Nature, or persuade the delicate fruit-trees of Old England to
blossom and flourish here, even on the south side of Beacon Hill. The
maxim, "_L'homme propose, et le bon Dieu dispose_," was found to be as
inevitable in 1736 as it is in our later day and generation. It is true
that no ancestral Downing was then at hand, with wise counsels of
arboriculture, nor had any accidental progenitor of Sir Henry Stuart of
Allanton as yet taught the Edinboro' public of the Pretender's time the
grand secrets of transplanting and induration. Esquire Hancock,
therefore, was left to work out by himself his own woful, but natural
disappointment. On the 24th of June, 1737, he writes to the unfortunate
nurseryman in a strain of severe, and, as he doubtless thought, of most
righteous indignation.
"SIR,--I Rec'd. your Letter & your Baskett of flowers per.
Capt. Morris, & have Desired Francis Wilks Esq'r to pay
you £26 for them _Though they are Every one Dead_. The Trees
I Rec'd Last Year are above half Dead too,--the Hollys all
Dead but one, & worse than all is, the Garden Seeds and
Flower Seeds which you Sold Mr. Wilks for me Charged at £6.
8's. 2'd. Sterling were not worth one farthing. Not one
of all the Seeds Came up Except the Asparrow Grass, So that
my Garden is Lost to me for this Year. I Tryed the Seeds
both in Town and Country & all proved alike bad. I Spared
Mr. Hubbard part of them _and they All Serv'd him the
Same_." (Rather an unlucky blow this for poor Glin, as Mr.
Hubbard had been his first sponsor and perhaps his only
friend in New England.) "I think Sir, you have not done well
by me in this thing, for me to send a 1000 Leagues and Lay
out my money & be so used & Disapointed is very hard to
Bare, & so I doubt not but you will Consider the matter &
Send me over Some more of the Same Sort of Seeds that are
Good & Charge me nothing for them,--if you don't I shall
think you have imposed upon me very much, & 't will
Discourage me from ever Sending again for Trees or Seeds
from you. I Conclude,
"Your Humble Serv't.
"T. H.
"P. S. _The Tulip Roots you were pleased to make a present
off to me are all Dead as well._"
The last paragraph is truly delicious,--a real Parthian arrow, of the
keenest, most penetrating kind. The ill-used gentleman is determined
that poor Glin shall find no crumb of credit left,--not in the matter of
the purchased wares alone, but even for the very presents that he had
had the effrontery to send him.
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