One phenomenon they had never seriously reflected on,--that, under all the changes of the domestic cabinet which are so apt to occur in American households, the same coffee, the same bread and biscuit, the same nicely prepared dishes and neatly laid table always gladdened their eyes; and from this they inferred only that good servants were more abundant than most people had supposed. They were somewhat surprised when these marvels were wrought by professedly green hands, but were given to suppose that these green hands must have had some remarkable quickness or aptitude for acquiring. That sparkling jelly, well-flavored ice-creams, clear soups, and delicate biscuits could be made by a raw Irish girl, fresh from her native Erin, seemed to them a proof of the genius of the race; and my wife, who never felt it important to attain to the reputation of a cook, quietly let it pass. For some time, therefore, after the inauguration of the new household, there was trouble in the camp. Sour bread had appeared on the table,--bitter, acrid coffee had shocked and astonished the palate,--lint had been observed on tumblers, and the spoons had sometimes dingy streaks on the brightness of their first bridal polish,--beds were detected made shockingly awry,--and Marianne came burning with indignation to her mother. "Such a little family as we have, and two strong girls," said she,--"everything ought to be perfect; there is really nothing to do. Think of a whole batch of bread absolutely sour! and when I gave that away, then this morning another exactly like it! and when I talked to cook about it, she said she had lived in this and that family, and her bread had always been praised as equal to the baker's!" "I don't doubt she is right," said I. "Many families never have anything but sour bread from one end of the year to the other, eating it unperceiving, and with good cheer; and they buy also sour bread of the baker, with like approbation,--lightness being in their estimation the only virtue necessary in the article." "Could you not correct her fault?" suggested my wife. "I have done all I can. I told her we could not have such bread, that it was dreadful; Bob says it would give him the dyspepsia in a week; and then she went and made exactly the same;--it seems to me mere wilfulness." "But," said I, "suppose, instead of such general directions, you should analyze her proceedings and find out just where she makes her mistake,--is the root of the trouble in the yeast, or in the time she begins it, letting it rise too long?--the time, you know, should vary so much with the temperature of the weather." "As to that," said Marianne, "I know nothing. I never noticed; it never was my business to make bread; it always seemed quite a simple process, mixing yeast and flour and kneading it; and our bread at home was always good." "It seems, then, my dear, that you have come to your profession without even having studied it." My wife smiled, and said,--