Life insurance -- Fiction; Life insurance agents -- Fiction; Short stories
“Well, you bring your wife in,” he said after a moment of thought, “and
I’ll talk to her.”
“Sure,” said Adolph. Then he winked in his wise way. “I safe you the
commission. What iss there in it for me?”
“What?” exclaimed Murray.
“I haf a talk with Brown,” explained Adolph. “It’s vorth something to
him to get the business, but he don’t make it vorth nothing to me to
give it.”
“If he did we’d discharge him.”
“Sure, sure,” returned the imperturbable Adolph. “We got to watch the
boys or there won’t be nothing left for us. So I safe the commission for
you. What iss there in it for me?”
“Not a damn thing!”
“You play it that way with the fool,” advised Adolph complacently. “It’s
a bully bluff for the feller that don’t know how things was done in
business. Then we go splits, yes?”
The ignorance and effrontery of the man so amazed Murray that he forgot
his indignation for a moment and undertook to explain.
“There is no commission on business that comes to the office,” he said.
“Sure!” laughed Adolph, again resorting to that sagacious wink. “You let
the company make it, yes? I stay home, you send man to tell me get
insured, I say yes, man get paid—ain’t it so? I come here to get
insured, and you give that man’s pay to the company, the men vorth
millions—oh, yes, sure!” Adolph laughed at the absurdity of the thing.
“Iss there anything in my eye?” he asked suddenly.
“You sit down there!” ordered Murray, for Adolph was now leaning
familiarly over Murray’s desk. “I ought to kick you out, but I’m going
to tell you a few things. Sit down and keep still. I’m several sizes
bigger than you are and it’s my turn.” Murray spoke so aggressively that
Adolph promptly returned to his seat. “Now, to begin with, you make a
mistake in judging everybody else by yourself; there are a lot of decent
people in this world. A good many may worship the almighty dollar, and
that’s bad enough, but God help the few who get down to worshiping the
almighty cent. A good many keep a lookout for graft, but you are the
first one I ever saw who seemed to think everybody was crooked.”
“No, _nein_; only business—”
“Keep still! You insult everybody you try to do business with by acting
on the assumption that he is in your class. You have absorbed some of
the tricky commercialism that is prevalent these days, and you’ve got
the idea that there isn’t anything else—not even common sense. You would
break the law for a trifle. What you propose is morally wrong, but we
won’t discuss that, because you can’t understand it.”
“I don’t like—”
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