She forgot the whole affair very quickly, having, for her, much more
interesting matters to occupy her mind. She soon forgot her own
disappointment at the postponement of the Paris trip. The summer
season in Harniss was beginning and, although it was far from the gay
activity of a summer season in that village nowadays, it was lively
and interesting. The sojourners from the cities were filling Mrs.
Cooper’s fashionable boarding house and the few cottages were opening.
It was the Reverend Mr. Colton’s harvest time. His congregations were
larger with each succeeding Sunday and the collections larger also.
He consulted with his summer parishioners as to the means of raising
additional funds for the First Church and it was decided to give an
“Old Folks’ Concert.” He came to see Foster Townsend about it, of
course. The great man was not too enthusiastic at first.
“Foolishness,” he declared, gruffly. “If I ran my business affairs the
way you church people run yours you’d be for having me shut up in an
asylum, and I ought to be. You had a fair last winter--just as you have
every winter. What did it amount to? All the women worked like blazes
making things, or spent money buying things somewhere else, to be sold
at that fair. Then every husband came and bought the things the other
fellows’ wives had made or donated. That’s all there was to that.”
The minister ventured to protest.
“But, Captain Townsend,” he pleaded, “we made over a hundred dollars at
that fair. You have forgotten that.”
“I’ve forgotten nothing. You didn’t really make a cent. All you did was
to swap that hundred dollars from one hand to the other.”
The interview took place in the Townsend stables and Mr. Gifford was an
interested listener. As a free-born citizen of a democracy he spoke his
mind.
“You’re dead right, Cap’n Foster,” he declared. “That’s just what I
tell Nabby. Afore that fair last winter she set up night after night
makin’ a crazy quilt. Spent four or five dollars for this, that and
t’other to make it out of, to say nothin’ of usin’ up my best Sunday
necktie and bustin’ a three-dollar pair of spectacles and gettin’ so
cranky I didn’t hardly dast to come into the house mealtimes. And when
the fair came off ’Rastus Doane bought that quilt for five dollars--not
’cause he needed it; they’ve got more quilts than they have beds twice
over--but because he knew he’d be expected to buy somethin’. And I
paid two dollars for a doll his wife had worked herself sick dressin’
and that Nabby give me the divil _for_ buyin’. ‘What do you want of a
doll?’ says she. ‘You ain’t got any children. What did you waste your
money like that for?’ ‘I had to waste it somehow, didn’t I?’ I told
her. ‘That’s what a church fair’s for,’ says I, ‘to waste money. I laid
out two dollars to waste and I wasted it quick as I could. After that I
could say no to all the rest of the gang and have a pretty good time.’”
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