Detective and mystery stories; Hunting stories; Wilderness areas -- Fiction
“Le-loo, you be a baby, and need a keeper to prevent you from committing
susancide several times a day. Tenderfoot? Well, I should say so. No one
but a short-horn from the East would keep his mouth open gulping in the
frozen fog, filling his warm lungs with quarts of fine ice. I reckon it
would be healthier to breathe pounded glass, fur it hain’t sharper nor
half as cold. Why, Le-loo, tha’ be a dose of fever and lung inflammation
in every mouthful of this frozen fog.”
He held my face between his two strong hands so that the faint light
that filtered through the murky darkness from the cavern’s mouth dimly
illuminated my countenance, and as he watched the streams of
perspiration falling in drops from the end of my nose his frown relaxed
and a broad grin spread over his handsome features.
“You’re all right this time,” he added “I calculate that I’ve melted all
the ice in your bellows, so just creep up tha’ and sweat a bit more to
make it slick and sartin that we’ve beat the White Death this trip.” I
did as he said, not because I wanted to sweat but because habit made me
obey the commands of my guide.
Evidently this cavern had been in constant use by some sort of animals
as a sort of stable for many, many years, and I have had sweeter
couches, but by this time my rough life had transformed me into
something of a wild animal myself, and it was not long before I was
comfortably dozing. During the time that I slept I was dimly conscious
of being surrounded by a crowd of people; as the absurdity of this
forced itself through my sleep-befuddled brain and I opened wide my
eyes, what I saw made me open my eyes still wider.
I was about to start to my feet when I felt Big Pete’s restraining hand
on my shoulder, and not until then did I realize that the cave was
crowded with the shaggy white Rocky Mountain goats, and not weird,
white-bearded old men. Few persons can truly say that they have been
within arm’s length of a flock of these timid and almost unapproachable
animals; but we had invaded their secret place of refuge, and they had
not, as yet, taken alarm at our presence in their castle. It may be that
the frozen fog had driven the goats to the cavern for shelter, and it is
possible that never having been hunted by man, these animals feared the
White Death more than they did human beings, and did not realize the
dangerous character of their present visitors; whatever the cause of
their temerity, the fact remains that men and goats slept that night in
the cavern together.
I did not awake next morning until after the departure of the goats and
opened my eyes to find myself alone in the cavern.
Having all my clothes on, no time was wasted at my toilet, but I made my
way directly to the doorway and was gratified to discover that Big Pete
was roasting some kid chops over the hot embers of a fire.
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