“He! he! he!” laughed Madame Gobelli, “but _I_ did, and you lost
something, I can tell you! We ’ad great difficulty to get seats, but
when we did, it was worth it, wasn’t it, Gustave?”
“_You_ said so, mein tear!” replied the Baron, gravely.
“And you _thought_ so, you old rascal! don’t you tell me! _I_ saw
your wicked eyes glozing at the gals in their breeches and boots!
There weren’t any ’orses, after all, Captain Pullen, but sixteen gals
with different-coloured jackets on and top boots and tight white
breeches--such a sight you never saw! Gustave ’ere did ’ave a treat!
As for Bobby, when I found we couldn’t get out again, because of the
crowd, I tied my ’andkerchief over ’is eyes, and made him put ’is ’ead
in my lap!”
“Dear! dear!” cried Ralph, laughing, “was it as bad as that, Madame?”
“Bad! my dear boy! It was as bad as it could be! It’s a mercy you
weren’t there, or we shouldn’t ’ave seen you ’ome again so soon! There
were the sixteen gals, with their tight breeches and their short racing
jackets, and a fat fellow dressed like a huntsman whipping ’em round
and round the ring, as if they were so much cattle! You should ’ave
seen them ’op, when he touched ’em up with the lash of ’is whip. I
expect they’ve never ’ad such a tingling since the time their mothers
smacked ’em! There was a little fat one, there! I wish you could ’ave
seen ’er, when ’e whipped ’er to make ’er ’urry! It was comical! She
’opped like a kangaroo!”
“And what was the upshot of it all? Who won?” asked Ralph.
“O! I don’t know! I got Gustave out as soon as I could! I wasn’t going
to let ’im spend the whole afternoon, watching those gals ’opping.
There were ’is eyes goggling out of ’is ’ead, and his lips licking each
other, as if ’e was sucking a sugar-stick--”
“Mein tear! mein tear!” interposed the unfortunate Baron.
“You go on with your dinner, Gustave, and leave me alone! _I_ saw you!
And no more lady jockey races do you attend, whilst we’re in this
Popish country. They ain’t good for you.”
“I’m very thankful that I have been saved such a dangerous experiment,”
said Captain Pullen, “though if I thought that you would tie your
handkerchief over my eyes, and put my head in your lap, Madame, I
should feel tempted to try it as soon as dinner is over!”
“Go along with you, you bad boy!” chuckled the Baroness, “there’s
something else to see this evening! They are going to ’ave a procession
of lanterns as soon as it’s dark!”
“And it is to stop in front of every hotel,” added Harriet, “and the
landlords are going to distribute bonbons and gâteaux amongst the
lantern-bearers.”
“O! we must not miss that on any account!” replied Captain Pullen,
addressing himself to her in reply.
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