I have mentioned the professional body-snatcher, and the class certainly
existed. Obviously it was formed of men of a low type, however afraid
they might be to perpetrate actual murder. Among the best known was a
certain Andrew Lees, called “Merry Andrew” by the students. He had been
a carrier between a country town and Edinburgh, and his house was near
the churchyard, which he despoiled at leisure. In after days he used to
lament the times when he got subjects “as cheap as penny pies.” It was
said he drank sixteen glasses of raw whisky daily, and that on great
occasions the glasses became pints. Various ruffians were associated
with him, one nicknamed “Moudiewart,” or mole, from his skill in the
delving part of the operation. Perhaps a line from Shakespeare was in
the mind of the nicknamer:
“Well said, old mole, can’st work i’ the earth so fast?”
More probably it was all native wit. Another was a sham parson called
“Praying Howard,” who wept and supplicated with an unction hard to
distinguish from the real article. There is no doubt these rascals
thoroughly enjoyed their knavish pranks, and they were ever on the watch
to hear of some one dying, friendless and alone; then one appeared among
a household perplexed to know what to do with the remains of a person in
whom they had no special interest. The stranger was a dear friend or
near relative of the deceased, and was only anxious to bury him with all
possible honour, and in due course a mock funeral was arranged, with
parson, undertaker, and chief mourner. The procession started for some
place in the country, but of course the real destination of the departed
was one of the Edinburgh dissecting rooms. If things went well, Andrew
and his fellows spent a night in wild debauchery in some tavern of ill
odour in every sense of the word.
At least those pranks were comparatively harmless. The dead were gone
beyond the reach of hurt, and the feelings of the living were not
outraged. As regards the rifling of graveyards, you wonder how it was so
often successful. The watchers were, however, paid hirelings, they were
frozen with superstitious terror, they were usually paralysed with
drink, and they had watched hours and nights already, and nothing had
happened. The assailants were infinitely more active in mind and body;
they had full command of cash and of all necessary appliances, and they
selected the time of their attack; more than all, they seemed absolutely
free from superstitious feeling. Yet, with it all, it is curious that no
Edinburgh doctor or student seems ever to have been put in actual peril.
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