Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Runaway wives -- Fiction; Sportswriters -- Fiction
"I want to see the picture," said Pat, sitting up in bed.
"Now don't be silly. You get back there on your pillow," said Peter, "or
I'll just knock you down."
Kate rummaged around for her bonnet and finally went out. During all
this time Pat kept up a suppressed sobbing. As soon as the door slammed
behind Kate he was sufficiently rested again to begin crying full force.
"Well, what is it now?" said Peter as fiercely as he could.
Pat's utterance was muffled with tears. "I want a story."
"You heard Kate go out. If you've got any sense you know she can't tell
you a story."
"You tell me a story."
"I'm too busy. Go to sleep."
"Why are you busy?"
"Because I am. Now go to sleep."
"I don't want to go to sleep. I want you to tell me a story."
Pat commenced to cry again. He had sensed an opening.
Peter dropped his guard. "Just one story?" he asked.
Upon the instant Pat ceased crying and sat up. "Tell me about the old
beggarman and Saint Pat."
"I don't know it," said Peter. In fact he felt almost as if he had been
suddenly called upon to make a speech at a public banquet. Of course, he
had heard of Cinderella and Red Riding Hood and Aladdin and the
wonderful lamp, but he could not quite remember what any of them did.
Suddenly he remembered another source book.
"Once," he began, "there was a man named Goliath and he was the biggest
man in the world. He could beat any man in the world. And one day there
was a little man named David----."
"I'm bigger than David," interrupted Pat.
"I guess you are. He was a little bit of a man, but he wasn't afraid of
Goliath. He said, 'Ole Goliath, you talk too much. You make me sick.'
And he picked up a rock and hit Goliath and knocked him down."
"Why did he knock Goliath down?" Pat wanted to know.
"I guess he knocked Goliath down because it was Goliath's bedtime and
Goliath wouldn't go to bed."
Pat remained alert in spite of the moralizing. He gave no hint of
recognition that the end of a story had been reached. Anyhow, the
creative impulse had seized upon Peter particularly since it might be so
unblushingly combined with propaganda.
"Well," he continued, "pretty soon George Browne came out of his house
and he was the second biggest man in the world and he wouldn't go to bed
and so David picked up another great big rock and knocked him down. And
then your friend the Red Bat came out of his house and he was the next
biggest man in the world and he wouldn't go to bed and so David picked
up another rock and knocked him down."
"No, he didn't," broke in Pat.
"I'm telling this story. David hit the Red Bat with a rock and knocked
him down because he wouldn't go to bed."
"No, he didn't."
"Oh, all right then, if you know so much about it, he didn't. What did
he do?"
"He knocked David down."
Peter realized that his narrative was overburdened with propaganda and
he was artist enough to throw over some of his moralizing ballast.
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