British -- Ireland -- Fiction; British -- Italy -- Fiction; Ireland -- Fiction
It would be, therefore, very pleasant to think that if people should
not be altogether as admirable as they were agreeable, yet that
the qualities which made the companionship so delightful should be
indications of deeper and more solid gifts beneath. Yet I am afraid the
theory will not hold. I suspect that there are a considerable number
of people in this world who go through life trading on credit, and who
renew their bills with humanity so gracefully and so cleverly, they are
never found out to be bankrupts till they die.
A very accomplished specimen of this order was Lord Culduff. He was a
man of very ordinary abilities, commonplace in every way, and who had
yet contrived to impress the world with the notion of his capacity. He
did a little of almost everything. He sang a little, played a little on
two or three instruments, talked a little of several languages, and had
smatterings of all games and field-sports, so that, to every seeming,
nothing came amiss to him. Nature had been gracious to him personally,
and he had a voice very soft and low and insinuating.
He was not an impostor, for the simple reason that he believed in
himself. He actually had negotiated his false coinage so long, that he
got to regard it as bullion, and imagined himself to be one of the first
men of his age.
The bad bank-note, which has been circulating freely from hand to hand,
no sooner comes under the scrutiny of a sharp-eyed functionary of the
bank than it is denounced and branded; and so Culdufif would speedily
have been treated by any one of those keen men who, as Ministers, grow
to acquire a knowledge of human nature as thorough as of the actual
events of the time.
The world at large, however, had not this estimate of him. They read
of him as a special envoy here, an extraordinary minister there, now
negotiating a secret treaty, now investing a Pasha of Egypt with the
Bath; and they deemed him not only a trusty servant of the Crown, but a
skilled negotiator, a deep and accomplished diplomatist.
He was a little short-sighted, and it enabled him to pass objectionable
people without causing offence. He was slightly deaf, and it gave him
an air of deference in conversation which many were charmed with; for
whenever he failed to catch what was said, his smile was perfectly
captivating. It was assent, but dashed with a sort of sly flattery, as
though it was to the speaker's ingenuity he yielded, as much as to the
force of the conviction.
He was a great favorite with women. Old ladies regarded him as a model
of good _ton_; younger ones discovered other qualities in him that
amused them as much. His life had been anything but blameless, but he
had contrived to make the world believe he was more sinned against
than sinning, and that every mischance that befell him came of
that unsuspecting nature and easy disposition of which even all his
experience of life could not rob him.
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