The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
[_Coming to FAKRASH._] I've told you to obliterate that palace, Fakrash. Am
I to tell you _twice_?
FAKRASH.
Hath not this overfed father of dogs--[_MR. WACKERBATH starts, but controls
his resentment immediately_]--expressed his satisfaction with it?
HORACE.
It won't do, Fakrash! Do as you're told--and be quick about it.
FAKRASH.
Verily such a palace would but be defiled by his presence--therefore let it
be annihilated. [_He stalks to the window, which flies open at a wave of
his hand, after which he faces it and mutters an incantation._] Pfpht!
[_All start._] It is accomplished. Of the palace and all the splendours
therein there remaineth not a trace!
HORACE.
[_Going up to MR. WACKERBATH._] Mr. Wackerbath, you will find on your
return that that _is_ so. I've only to apologise once more for all
the--er--inconvenience you've been put to.
MR. WACKERBATH.
[_Near the door._] Not at all--not at all, I assure you. [_Turning to_
FAKRASH._] I haven't quite caught your name, my dear sir, but you must allow
me to thank you for the--ah--very handsome manner in which you have met me.
FAKRASH.
[_With a menacing movement._] Begone, I say! [_MR. WACKERBATH snatches his
hat from cabinet._] Or thou mayst find thyself in some yet _more_
unfortunate predicament.
MR. WACKERBATH.
[_At the door._] Quite so--quite so! Er--delightful weather, isn't it?
[_Opening door._] Good morning, gentlemen. [_FAKRASH makes another
movement._] Good morning.
[_He goes out hurriedly._
[_FAKRASH turns to the window and
stands there with folded arms,
looking out in sombre abstraction.
PRINGLE and HORACE are on the
other side of the room._
PRINGLE.
[_Going towards the door to his office, and lowering his voice._] I don't
think you'll see any more of Mr. Wackerbath after _this_.
HORACE.
[_In an undertone._] No, I've lost _him_--thanks to that old busybody over
there. He's done _my_ business!
PRINGLE.
It serves you right for having him about. Where on earth did you pick him
up? Who _is_ he?
HORACE.
Surely you don't need to be told! Why, he's the old Jinnee who was inside
the bottle.
PRINGLE.
Rats!--excuse the vulgarity!
HORACE.
Hang it! You _must_ have noticed _something_ queer about him!
PRINGLE.
I _have_--and if _he's_ the person you're relying on to remove the
Professor's objections, I think the old gentleman should be warned against
seeing him.
[_He goes into his office and shuts
the door; HORACE returns to
table, takes up the sheet on which
he had been working, crumples it
up, and flings it away._
FAKRASH.
[_Turns from window to HORACE._] Receive news! Henceforth I shall cease to
busy myself about thine affairs.
HORACE.
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