The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four ActsAnstey, F.
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The Brass Bottle: A Farcical Fantastic Play in Four Acts
Anstey, F.
Fantasy drama; Jinn -- Drama
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_Severely._] Then it was very _foolish_ of you. What _should_ have
happened? If you heard _anything_, it probably came from next door.
[_Sounds of stamping from within
sliding-doors, and then a noise as
if some piece of furniture had been
overturned._
JESSIE.
There it is _again_, madam! And it _does_ seem to come from the study!
[_Sounds as before, rather louder._
MRS. FUTVOYE.
Oh, _that_? That's nothing, nothing! The Professor is merely shifting some
of the furniture.
JESSIE.
[_Evidently devoured by curiosity._] Won't he find it too much for him,
madam? Perhaps I might be able to help.
[_She makes a movement towards the
sliding-doors._
MRS. FUTVOYE.
You're not to go in there! You know your master allows _nobody_ to touch
his things. I can't have him disturbed.
[_More stamping and banging--then a
crash of broken glass._
JESSIE.
He seems to be disturbing of _himself_, madam--just had an accident with
something. Hadn't I better go in and clear it up?
[_She again makes a movement
towards the sliding-doors._
MRS. FUTVOYE.
Certainly not! Leave the room and attend to your work. [_The front door
bell rings._] Good gracious! the visitors' bell! Jessie, I'm not at home!
_Nobody_ is at home! _Whoever_ it is, mind!
JESSIE.
[_Who has gone to the door leading to the hall and opened it, turns to
MRS. FUTVOYE._] I forgot to mention it, madam, but after that foreign
gentleman called to see the master this morning, I found there's something
wrong with the catch of the front door--leastways, I can't get it to shut,
do what I will.
[_PRINGLE comes in through the door
which JESSIE is holding open._
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_Rises and makes a step forward._] Mr. Pringle! You can go, Jessie.
[_JESSIE goes out with an air of
baffled curiosity._
PRINGLE.
[_Shaking hands with MRS. FUTVOYE._] Pray excuse my coming in
unannounced--but it's rather urgent.
MRS. FUTVOYE.
How do you do, Mr. Pringle? [_Indicating the sofa below the window._] Do
sit down.
PRINGLE.
I feel reassured already. I had a dreadful apprehension that I might come
_too late_.
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_With a pathetic attempt to maintain appearances._] Half past twelve is
surely _quite_ early enough. Not that I am anything but delighted to see
_you_, at _any_ time.
PRINGLE.
You are very kind. [_He sits down._] But--to be quite frank--I called to
see the Professor. Could I have a word or two with him at once?
MRS. FUTVOYE.
[_Who has taken a chair near the sofa._] I'm _so_ sorry--but that's really
impossible just now.
PRINGLE.
Indeed? I trust he is not unwell--after last night?
MRS. FUTVOYE.
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