The Bride of Mission San José: A Tale of Early CaliforniaCull, John Augustine
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The Bride of Mission San José: A Tale of Early California
Cull, John Augustine
California -- History -- To 1846 -- Fiction
Farquharson dropped his knife. He moved his arms over his head in
extraordinary fashion, grimaced at the ceiling, then moved slowly
toward his jailers. Flirting his fingers ominously at them, he
exclaimed in sepulchral tones: "Winky, wanky, wunky, fum! Winky,
wanky, wunky, fum!"
Despite the pain in his ankles he executed a miniature war-dance on the
floor, again solemnly uttering: "Winky, wanky, wunky, fum!"
The Indians moved back from him, again overcome by his "big medicine."
In one of his eccentric movements he managed to knock over the lantern,
the oil running out over the floor. They snorted in terror, and began
some incantation.
Farquharson found the door and started downstairs. His feet refused
further action. He fell and slid down to a landing.
The Indians heard the fall. There was a colloquy and a rush across the
floor.
The Captain attempted to crawl to the next flight of stairs, but he
could move but slowly.
The Indians opened the door.
"Light the lantern," called one.
A voice could be heard in the street: "Have ye seen the Cap'n? O, I
say, have ye seen the Cap'n? Durn ye, can't ye understand American?"
Then, in a louder tone: "I say, have any of you dum fools seen the
Cap'n? Don't ye know anything in this 'ere country?" Finally, still
louder: "_Have any of you durned niggers seen the Cap'n?_"
It was Brown searching for his employer, and trying by strength of his
lungs to make up for lack of knowledge in his hearers.
"Brown! Brown!" yelled Farquharson. "Come here quick!"
"Where be ye, Cap'?" from the delighted Brown.
"Here! Up the stairs! Quick!"
Finding the stairs was not a difficult matter, and up came Brown, three
steps at a time, shouting again: "Where be ye, Cap'?"
The light through a begrimed window showed the helpless Englishman on
the landing.
"Well, I swanny!" wondered Brown.
"Get me to the street. Be quick! The Indians will come."
Fear of Yoscolo gave spirit to the aborigines. They rushed down the
stairs, one of them holding the lantern which they had taken time to
refill and light. "Hands up!" they commanded in Spanish, presenting
their weapons. "Hands up! or we'll shoot."
Brown seized one of the men by waist and neck and hurled him at the
other. "O, talk United States!" he shouted.
The Indians fell headlong. Brown lifted the Captain to his shoulder
and flew down the stairs. Several pistol shots missed aim, but no
pursuit was attempted. Brown's performance probably looked like more
"big medicine" to the Indians.
Soon the rescuer and his burden were outside.
"I've carried many a pig, Cap', but never down so many stairs to wunst.
Where be ye hurt?"
"I'm better now. I think I can walk if you help me."
Brown assisted him along the way.
"Where were ye, Cap'? As near as I can jedge they're searchin' the
whole country for ye."
"The men you saw were holding me captive."
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