I sat up, sleepily, and rubbed my eyes. The sun was gone, and the blue
sky had changed to a deep purple, set here and there with a quivering
star. Yet the light was still strong enough to enable me to
distinguish the speaker—a short, thick-set man. Upon his shoulder he
carried a bundle of brooms, a pack was slung to his back, while round
his neck there dangled a heterogeneous collection of articles—ribbons,
laces, tawdry neck chains, and the like; indeed, so smothered was he in
his wares that, as he stood there, he had more the aspect of some
disordered fancy than of a human being.
"You won't be wantin' ever a broom, now?" he repeated, in a somewhat
melancholy tone.
"No," said I.
"Nor yet a mop?"
"Nor that either," said I.
"A belt, now," he suggested mournfully, "a fine leather belt wi' a
steel buckle made in Brummagem as ever was, and all for a shillin';
what d'ye say to a fine belt?"
"That I have no need of one, thank you."
"Ah, well!" said the man, spitting dejectedly at a patch of shadow, "I
thought as much; you aren't got the look of a buyer."
"Then why ask me?"
"Hinstinct!" said he, "it's jest hinstinct—it comes as nat'ral to me
as eatin', or walkin' these 'ere roads."
"Have you come far to-day?"
"Twenty mile, maybe," he answered, setting down his bundle of brooms.
"Are you tired?"
"'Course I'm tired."
"Then why not sit down and rest?"
"Because I'd 'ave to get up again, wouldn't I?"
"Are you hungry?
"'Ungry aren't the word for it."
"And how is trade?"
"Couldn't be worse!"
"I perceive you are a pessimist," said I.
"No," said he, "I'm a pedler—baptism'l name Richard, commonly known as
'Gabbin' Dick.'"
"At least yours is a fine healthy trade," said I.
"'Ow so?"
"A life of constant exercise, and fresh air; to-day for instance—"
"'Ot as a hoven!" said he.
"Yet there was a good, cool wind," said I.
"Ah! an' with dust enough to choke a man! And then there's the
loneliness o' these 'ere roads."
"Loneliness?" said I.
"That's the word; sometimes it gets so bad as I'm minded to do away wi'
myself—"
"Strange!" I began.
"Not a bit," said he; "when you've been a-walkin' an' a-walkin' all day
past 'edge and 'edge, and tree and tree, it's bad enough, but it's
worse when the sun's gone out, an' you foller the glimmer o' the road
on and on, past 'edges as ain't 'edges, and trees as ain't trees, but
things as touch you as you pass, and reach out arter you in the dark,
behind. Theer's one on 'em, back theer on the Cranbrook road, looks
like an oak-tree in the daytime—ah, an' a big 'un—it's nearly 'ad me
three times a'ready—once by the leg, once by the arm, and once by the
neck. I don't pass it arter dark no more, but it'll 'ave me yet—mark
my words—it'll 'ave me one o' these fine nights; and they'll find me
a-danglin' in the gray o' the dawn!"
"Do you mean that you are afraid?" I inquired.
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