The Burning Spear: Being the Experiences of Mr. John Lavender in the Time of WarGalsworthy, John
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The Burning Spear: Being the Experiences of Mr. John Lavender in the Time of War
Galsworthy, John
World War, 1914-1918 -- Humor, caricatures, etc.
“Gentlemen,” shouted Mr. Lavender, waving his leaders, “gentlemen—-” But
at this moment the large man was hurled into contact with what served
Mr. Lavender for stomach, and the two fell in confusion. An uproar
ensued of which Mr. Lavender was more than vaguely conscious, for many
feet went over him. He managed, however, to creep into a corner, and,
getting up, surveyed the scene. The young men who had invaded the
meeting, much superior in numbers and strength to the speakers, to
the large man, and the three or four other able-bodied persons who had
rallied to them from among the audience, were taking every advantage of
their superiority; and it went to Mr. Lavender's heart to see how they
thumped and maltreated their opponents. The sight of their brutality,
indeed, rendered him so furious that, forgetting all his principles
and his purpose in coming to the meeting, he climbed on to a form, and
folding his arms tightly on his breast, called out at the top of his
voice:
“Cads! Do not thus take advantage of your numbers. Cads!” Having thus
defended what in his calmer moments he would have known to be the wrong,
he awaited his own fate calmly. But in the hubbub his words had passed
unnoticed. “It is in moments like these,” he thought, “that the great
speaker asserts his supremacy, quells the storm, and secures himself a
hearing.” And he began to rack his brains to remember how they did it.
“It must require the voice of an ox,” he thought, “and the skin of
an alligator. Alas! How deficient I am in public qualities!” But his
self-depreciation was here cut off with the electric light. At this
sheer intervention of Providence Mr. Lavender, listening to the
disentangling sounds which rose in the black room, became aware that he
had a chance such as he had not yet had of being heard.
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