Mr. Aix is forty, but he looks like a boy. He has a snub soft nose like Lady Scilly's pug, with wrinkles on the bridge of it. He wears spectacles because of his weak eyes, and he always says "Quite so," as if he were good-natured enough to agree with Providence in everything. He is the opposite of George, who is proud to be considered cat-like. Perhaps that is why they are friends. If Mr. Aix were a dog, he would knock over everything with his tail. He has no tact. He never drinks anything but water, and does calisthenics before breakfast with an exerciser on a door. He is the kind of man who would put stops in a telegram--so very punctilious. His eyes are wall, and look different ways, and Aunt Gerty says that once at a dance he asked two girls for the same polka, and they both accepted, because he looked at them both at the same time. He is about the only person who doesn't think Ariadne pretty, so Ariadne naturally dislikes him. She can't help it. If we didn't let her think she was pretty, she would have jaundice, or something lingering of that sort. She snubs Mr. Aix, but somehow he won't consider himself snubbed. It comes of having no sense of decency, as the reviews say of him. Christina chaffs him, and teases him about his next novel, and asks him if it is to be called _The Dustman_ or _The General_, and what the _locale_ is to be, the scullery or the collecting-places just outside London? I have an idea that it will be called _The Seamstress_, for he has lately taken to coming up into the little entresol on the stairs where we sit and stitch, and make our frocks, and asking us to teach him to sew. He puts out a hand like a sheaf of bananas, Ariadne fits a needle into one of them, and he cobbles away quite painstakingly for an hour. Once he came up when Ariadne was awfully tired, and could hardly keep her eyes open, as she always is after a dance. "I have often wondered," he began, "what must be the sensations of a young girl on entering on her kingdom of the ball-room. Is she dazzled, is she obfuscated by the twinkling repetition of the lights? are her senses stunned or stimulated by the ponderous beat of the time, relentless under its top-dressing of melody, like despair underlying frivolity? Is she----?" He would have gone on for ever if I had not interrupted-- "I can tell you. She's thinking all the time, 'Is there a hair-pin sticking out? Is the tip of my nose shiny? Is my dress too short in front, and is it properly fastened at the back, and what does Mr. ---- it depends which Mister is there that evening--think of it all?" "Don't, Tempe!" said Ariadne. "No, no, Miss Tempe, go on, I beg of you. Go on being indiscreet. Tell me some more things about women." "Do you know why women always sit on one side when they are alone in a hansom?" "No, I have no idea. Some charmingly morbid reason, I suppose?" "Oh, you can call it morbid, if you like," I said. "It is only because there happens to be a looking-glass there."