I promised not to chaff, but if she had only known, it would have taken a steam-crane to put Christina off that particular thing. She talked lots about Peter. He was the "finest specimen of humanity she had ever come across!" "Such a contrast to the little anæmic, effete, ambisextrous (I hope I have got it right?) creatures that haunt Cinque Cento House, who are all trying to get more out of their heads than is in them!" "Greek in his simplicity, a sort of mixture of John Bull and Antinöus!" I say, just wait till you see his mother; nice men's mothers are sometimes sad eye-openers, and Peter Ball is always talking about his. Also it is quite on the cards that she may not like Christina, and then I am sure he will never propose to her. He is an admirable son. I believe he keeps a gramophone just to attract the girls he admires into his mother's cave, and give her the opportunity of looking over them, and making up her mind if they are fit to be her Peter's wife or no. When the eventful day came, Christina was on thorns. She didn't know how to dress. She finally left off the chiffon bag and wore a fringe-net, and her best-cut "tailor-made," and took out her ear-rings lest they should damn her in his mother's eyes. Then at exactly five minutes to four we rang the bell in 1000 Leinster Square. A proud butler opened the door. George will only let us have maids, although he could afford ten butlers. The house was beautiful, and not a bit like ours. "Early Victorian," Christina whispered me. She was dreadfully nervous, and made me too. I dropped my umbrella in the rack with such a clatter that she blushed and scolded me. Then a palm-leaf tickled my head as I went by, and I begged its pardon, thinking some one behind was trying to attract my attention. We were taken into a big room with pedestal things in gold and stucco set down at intervals, and a clock with a bare pendulum which looks simply undressed to me, and a bronze Father Time with his sickle lying lazily across the top. On another clock there was a gilt man in a gilt cart whipping up two gilt horses. The carpet had large bouquets of roses on it, and I thought what a good game it would be to pretend they were islands and hop across from one to the other. I began, but she stopped me. In a corner was the gramophone, like a great brass ear put out to hear what you were saying. It was playing when we went in, like an old man with a wheeze, and in came Peter Ball looking as if he had just got out of a bath, and said, "How-do-you-do! it is playing 'Coppelia.'" Then it played "Valse Bleue" and "Casey at the Wake," and "Casey as Doctor," and "When other Lips," and then Peter Ball said his mother was ready.