"No, you couldn't," said he. "I am popularly supposed to be repellent. A
lady said I was like a white stick of celery grown in a dark cellar.
Another, of music-hall celebrity, compared me to a blasted pipe-stem. I
do not look for success with your sex. It was kind of you to think of
it, though."
Peter Ball meant business, or else we could not have all spoken of it so
openly. George was awfully cross at the idea of having to find a new
secretary. Lady Scilly said she thought he could do better than
Christina, who was too forward (and too pretty). She tried very hard to
flirt with Peter herself, but perhaps Peter thought _he_ could do
better, and wouldn't. She looked into his face and said, "You great big
beauty!" She told him "high" stories, as Christina and I call them, and
he wouldn't laugh. She asked him right out why he wouldn't, and he
answered equally right out, "Because I disapprove of all jesting with
regard to the relations of the sexes!"
Lady Scilly looked disgusted, and left him severely alone, as he meant
her to.
For weeks after this he was like a full pail of water one is afraid to
carry without spilling. At last he slopped over, and asked Christina to
be his wife. I wasn't in the room, of course, but Christina was nice and
told us afterwards. He went on his knees, she says, and I believe her,
because I found a cushion on the floor immediately after, before the
housemaid had tidied the room, and I think he had managed to put it
under his knees without her seeing. Our floor is bony.
"The very moment," she said, "he had got me to say yes, he jumped up and
rushed out without his hat, to send a telegram to his mother with the
good news!"
She thought this so nice of him and so flattering, as showing that he
hadn't made quite sure of her. For though we all knew she meant to take
him, he was not supposed to be aware of it. Considering that Christina
is grown up, she ought to be able to make a man think exactly what she
wishes him to think about her. Such power comes, or should come, with
advancing years, and is one of its compensations. Ariadne, of course,
isn't old enough to have left off being quite transparent, and regrets
it deeply in some of her poetry.
Christina was married to Peter Ball almost directly, and Ariadne and I
were her bridesmaids. Mrs. Mander gave us our dresses and hats. They
were quite fashionable; she would have no nonsense or necklaces. Ariadne
looked smart and like other people, for once. She didn't look so pretty,
but it is a mistake to want to go about the streets looking like a
picture. Prettiness isn't everything, and the really smartest people
would disdain to look simply ready for an artist to paint them.
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