The Century Illustrated Monthly Magazine, September, 1913: Vol. LXXXVI, No. 5Various
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The Century Illustrated Monthly Magazine, September, 1913: Vol. LXXXVI, No. 5
Various
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But even a little child could explain the ensuing June. Oh, June
was perfectly wonderful that year! Bud, blossom, birdsong, breeze,
rioting headlong through the land; warm days as sweet and lush as a
greenhouse vapor; crisp nights faintly metallic, like the scent of
stars; hurdy-gurdies romping tunefully on every street corner; even the
ash-man flushing frankly pink across his dusty cheek-bones.
Like two fairies who had sublet a giant’s cave, the White Linen Nurse
and the Little Crippled Girl turned themselves loose upon the Senior
Surgeon’s gloomy old house.
It certainly was a gloomy old house, but handsome withal, square and
brown and substantial, and most generously gardened within high brick
walls. Except for dusting the lilac-bushes with the hose, and weeding
a few rusty leaves out of the privet hedge, and tacking up three
or four scraggly sprays of English ivy, and re-greening one or two
bay-tree boxes, there was really nothing much to do to the garden. But
the house? O ye gods! All day long from morning till night, but most
particularly from the back door to the barn, sweating workmen scuttled
back and forth till nary a guilty piece of black-walnut furniture had
escaped. All day long from morning till night, but most particularly
from ceilings to floors, sweltering workmen scurried up and down
step-ladders, stripping dingy papers from dingier plasterings.
When the White Linen Nurse wasn’t busy renovating the big house or the
little stepdaughter, she was writing to the Senior Surgeon. She wrote
twice.
“Dear Dr. Faber,” the first letter said--
Dear Dr. Faber:
How do you do? Thank you very much for saying you didn’t care what
in thunder I did to the house. It looks _sweet_. I’ve put white,
fluttery muslin curtains ’most everywhere. And you’ve got a new
solid-gold-looking bed in your room. And the Kiddie and I have
fixed up the most scrumptious light blue suite for ourselves in
the ell. Pink _was_ wrong for the front hall, but it cost me only
$29.00 to find out, and now that’s settled for all time.
I am very, very, very, very busy. Something strange and new happens
every day. Yesterday it was three ladies and a plumber. One of the
ladies was just selling soap, but I didn’t buy any. It was horrid
soap. The other two were calling ladies, a silk one and a velvet
one. The silk one tried to be nasty to me. Right to my face she
told me I was more of a lady than she had dared to hope. And I told
her I was sorry for that, as you’d had one “lady,” and it didn’t
work. Was that all right? But the other lady was nice, and I took
her out in the kitchen with me while I was painting the woodwork,
and right there in her white kid gloves she laughed and showed
me how to mix the paint pearl gray. _She_ was nice. It was your
sister-in-law.
I like being married, Dr. Faber. I like it lots better than I
thought I would. It’s fun being the biggest person in the house.
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