The Certain Hour (Dizain des Poëtes)Cabell, James Branch
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The Certain Hour (Dizain des Poëtes)
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Short stories
The storm made the room dark and reading difficult. Still, this was an
even more amusing letter, from the all-powerful Duchess of Marlborough.
In as civil terms as her sick rage could muster, the frightened woman
offered Mr. Pope L1,000 to suppress his verbal portrait of her, in the
character of Atossa, from his _Moral Essays_; and Pope straightway
decided to accept the bribe, and afterward to print his verses
unchanged. For the hag, as he reflected, very greatly needed to be
taught that in this world there was at least one person who did not
quail before her tantrums. There would be, moreover, even an
elementary justice in thus robbing her who had robbed England at large.
And, besides, her name was Sarah. . . .
Pope lighted four candles and set them before the long French mirror.
He stood appraising his many curious deformities while the storm raged.
He stood sidelong, peering over his left shoulder, in order to see the
outline of his crooked back. Nowhere in England, he reflected, was
there a person more pitiable and more repellent outwardly.
"And, oh, it would be droll," Pope said, aloud, "if our exteriors were
ever altogether parodies. But time keeps a diary in our faces, and
writes a monstrously plain hand. Now, if you take the first letter of
Mr. Alexander Pope's Christian name, and the first and last letters of
his surname, you have A. P. E.," Pope quoted, genially. "I begin to
think that Dennis was right. What conceivable woman would not prefer a
well-set man of five-and-twenty to such a withered abortion? And what
does it matter, after all, that a hunchback has dared to desire a
shapely brown-haired woman?"
Pope came more near to the mirror. "Make answer, you who have dared to
imagine that a goddess was ever drawn to descend into womanhood except
by kisses, brawn and a clean heart."
Another peal of thunder bellowed. The storm was growing furious. "Yet
I have had a marvelous dream. Now I awaken. I must go on in the old
round. As long as my wits preserve their agility I must be able to
amuse, to flatter and, at need, to intimidate the patrons of that ape
in the mirror, so that they will not dare refuse me the market-value of
my antics. And Sarah Drew has declined an alliance such as this in
favor of a fresh-colored complexion and a pair of straight shoulders!"
Pope thought a while. "And a clean heart! She bargained royally,
giving love for nothing less than love. The man is rustic, illiterate;
he never heard of Aristotle, he would be at a loss to distinguish
between a trochee and a Titian, and if you mentioned Boileau to him
would probably imagine you were talking of cookery. But he loves her.
He would forfeit eternity to save her a toothache. And, chief of all,
she can make this robust baby happy, and she alone can make him happy.
And so, she gives, gives royally--she gives, God bless her!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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