“It was this way: In that 'ter'ble discoorse' I told you he had
scotched the snake, not killed it, and his vicar (I call him Mr.
Worldly Wiseman), finding that his ladies and nobility went out like the
Pharisees, one by one, told our poor John he was ill and stood in need
of instant rest. It looked like it certainly, and the trouble must have
been a sort of human rabies in which the poor victim bites at his best
friends first. He came here with his lower lip hanging like an old
dog's, and I was so stupid as not to see that he was being hunted like a
dog too, and only told myself how ugly and untidy he had grown of late.
But the Sister had just before been showing me her tusks again, and
being possessed with a fury, I gave it him world without end. He was
very unreasonable though, and seemed to say that I must have no friends
and no amusements that were not of his choosing, and that after spending
my days walking through the inside of this precious hospital I must
spend my nights walking round the outside of it. Being a woman of like
passions with himself, I had a 'ter'ble dust' with him on the subject,
and the next I heard was that he was going to make Retreat in a kind of
English-church monastery somewhere in the city, where he would 'try
to disentangle' himself 'from the world' and see what he 'ought to do
next.' He sent me his blessing with this message, and I sent him back
mine--a less holy one, but he'll make it do.
“I thought you would remember Mr. Drake's mother, dear Auntie Rachel.
Yes, he is fair also, and wears his hair brushed across his forehead,
much as you see in the portraits of Napoleon. In fact, he is a sort of
fair-haired Napoleon in nature as well.
“He took me to the theatre the other evening, and that was the great
event I intended to tell you about. It was quite a proper sort of place,
and nobody behaved badly except Glory, who kept talking and preaching
and going silly with excitement all the evening through, with the result
that everybody was staring mewards and wanting to turn me out.
“Since then Mr. Drake's friend, Lord Bob, who knows all the actors on
earth seemingly, has taken us 'behind,' and we have seen a rehearsal.
Things don't look quite the same behind as before, but nothing in the
world does that, and I wasn't a bit disenchanted. In fact, I found
everything delightfully romantic and amusing, and really I do not think
it _can_ be so very wicked to be an actress. Do you?
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