“When I got ’im off by hisse’f, suh, he sot in ter tellin’ me how come ’im ter be wid dem ar gals, an’ he want me ter know um, an’ he know mighty well I’d like um—you know how men-folks does, suh. But dey wa’n’t na’er minit in no day dat yever broke when Hamp kin fool me, an’ he know’d it. But I let ’im run on. Bimeby, when he get tired er splanifyin’, I ’low, ‘What dat paper what Marse Tumlin ax you ter put in de Legislatur’?’ He say, ‘How you know ’bout dat?’ I ’low, ‘I hear Marse Tumlin tellin’ Miss Vallie ’bout it, an’ I hear Miss Vallie wonder an’ wonder what de matter wid you.’ “I fotch Miss Vallie in, suh, bekaze Hamp think dey ain’t nobody in de worl’ like Miss Vallie. One time, des ’fo’ de big turmoil, when Marse Tumlin hire Hamp fum de Myrick ’state, he fell sick, an’ Miss Vallie (she wa’n’t nothin’ but a school-gal den) she got sorry fer ’im ’kaze he wuz a hired nigger, an’ she’d fill a basket wid things fum de white folks’ table an’ tote um to ’im. Mo’ dan dat, she’d set dar whiles he’s eatin’ an’ ax ’bout his folks. Atter dat, suh, de groun’ whar Miss Vallie walk wuz better’n any yuther groun’ ter Hamp. So when I call her name up, Hamp ain’t say nothin’ fer long time. “Den he shuck his head an’ say dey ain’t no use talkin’, he des can’t put dat ar paper in de Legislatur’. He say ef he wuz ter, ’twon’t do no good, ’kaze all de erpublicans would jump on it, an’ den dey’d jump on him ter boot. I ’low, ‘Whar you reckon I’ll be whiles all dat jumpin’ gwine on?’ He say, ‘You’ll be on de outside, an’ ef you wuz on de inside, dey’d hike you out.’ ‘An’ who’d do de hikin’?’ sez I. ‘De surgeon er de armies,’ sez he. ‘White er black?’ sez I. ‘Yaller,’ sez Hamp. I ’low, ‘Good ’nuff; we’ll see which un’ll be hiked.’ An’ I told Hamp right den an’ dar, dat ef he erfuse ter put dat paper in, I’ll do it myse’f. “Well, suh, whiles we settin’ dar talkin’, dey come a-rappin’ at de do’ an’ in walk a big bushy-head mulatter, an’ I ain’t tellin’ you no lie, he de mos’ venomous-lookin’ creetur you ever laid yo’ eyes on. His ha’r wuz all spread out like a scourin’ mop, an’ he had a grin on ’im ez big ez dat gate dar. Hamp call ’im Arion Alperiar Ridley.” At this point I was compelled to come to the rescue of Aunt Minervy Ann’s memory. The stateman’s real name was Aaron Alpeora Bradley, and he was one of the most corrupt creatures of that corrupt era. He had a superficial education that only added to the density of his ignorance, but it gave him considerable influence with the negro members of the Legislature. Aunt Minervy Ann accepted the correction with alacrity.