The Clean HeartHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Clean Heart
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Authors -- Fiction; Happiness -- Fiction
Very much quicker than might be supposed, and while Mr. Puddlebox and
Mr. Wriford stared one upon the other in irresolute concern, these
sounds blended into an enormous hullabaloo below stairs which spoke
of the entry by the window of the new arrivals, of the release from
his gag of the nailed-down nightshirt and from his milky gaol of the
imprisoned corduroy, and finally of wild and threatening search which
now came pouring very alarmingly up the stairs.
Mr. Wriford locked the door, Mr. Puddlebox opened the window, and
immediately their door was first rattled with cries of "Here they
are!" and then assailed by propulsion against it of very violent
bodies.
The drop from the window was not one to be taken in cold blood. It
was taken, nevertheless, side by side and at hurtling speed by Mr.
Wriford and by Mr. Puddlebox through each half of the casement; and
this done, and the concussion recovered from, the farm surroundings
which divided them from the road were taken also at headlong bounds
accelerated when midway across by a loud crash and by ferocious
view-hulloas from the window.
The boundary hedge was gained. There was presented to the fugitives
a roadside inn having before it, travel-stained, throbbing, and
unattended, a very handsome touring motor-car. There was urged upon
their resources as they jumped to the road the sight of two men
red-hot in their rear and, more alarmingly, three led by the milky
corduroy short-cutting towards their flank.
"Blink!" gasped Mr. Puddlebox. "Blink! Hide!" and ran two
bewildered paces up the road and three distracted paces down it.
"Hide where?" panted Mr. Wriford, his wits much shaken by his run, by
the close sight of the pursuit, and more than ever by Mr. Puddlebox
bumping into him as he turned in his first irresolution and colliding
with him again as he turned in his second.
"Blink!--Here," cried Mr. Puddlebox, made a dash at the
motor-car--Mr. Wriford in bewildered confusion on his heels--opened
the door, and closing it behind them, crouched with Mr. Wriford on
the floor.
"Run for it the opposite way as soon as they pass us," said Mr.
Puddlebox. "This is a very devil of a business, and I will
challenge--Here they come!"
But, quicker than they, came also another, and he from the inn. This
was a young man in livery of a chauffeur, who emerged very hurriedly
wiping his mouth and telling the landlord who followed him: "My
gov'nor won't be half wild if I ain't there by two o'clock." With
which he jumped very nimbly to his wheel, released his clutch, and
with no more than a glance at the milky corduroy and his friends who
now came baying down the hedge, was in a moment bearing Mr. Puddlebox
and Mr. Wriford at immense speed towards wherever it was that his
impatient gov'nor awaited him.
Mr. Wriford put his hands to his head and said, more to himself than
to Mr. Puddlebox: "Well, this is the most extraordinary--"
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