The Club of Queer TradesChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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The Club of Queer Trades
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
Detective and mystery stories, English; Private investigators -- England -- London -- Fiction
“My name is Rupert Grant,” said that individual, with some pomp. “I
have assisted the police on more than one occasion. I wonder whether you
would tell me, as a special favour, what address?”
The constable looked at him.
“Yes,” he said slowly, “if you like. His address is: The Elms, Buxton
Common, near Purley, Surrey.”
“Thank you,” said Rupert, and ran home through the gathering night as
fast as his legs could carry him, repeating the address to himself.
Rupert Grant generally came down late in a rather lordly way to
breakfast; he contrived, I don't know how, to achieve always the
attitude of the indulged younger brother. Next morning, however, when
Basil and I came down we found him ready and restless.
“Well,” he said sharply to his brother almost before we sat down to the
meal. “What do you think of your Drummond Keith now?”
“What do I think of him?” inquired Basil slowly. “I don't think anything
of him.”
“I'm glad to hear it,” said Rupert, buttering his toast with an energy
that was somewhat exultant. “I thought you'd come round to my view, but
I own I was startled at your not seeing it from the beginning. The man
is a translucent liar and knave.”
“I think,” said Basil, in the same heavy monotone as before, “that I did
not make myself clear. When I said that I thought nothing of him I meant
grammatically what I said. I meant that I did not think about him; that
he did not occupy my mind. You, however, seem to me to think a lot of
him, since you think him a knave. I should say he was glaringly good
myself.”
“I sometimes think you talk paradox for its own sake,” said Rupert,
breaking an egg with unnecessary sharpness. “What the deuce is the
sense of it? Here's a man whose original position was, by our common
agreement, dubious. He's a wanderer, a teller of tall tales, a man who
doesn't conceal his acquaintance with all the blackest and bloodiest
scenes on earth. We take the trouble to follow him to one of his
appointments, and if ever two human beings were plotting together and
lying to every one else, he and that impossible house-agent were doing
it. We followed him home, and the very same night he is in the thick
of a fatal, or nearly fatal, brawl, in which he is the only man armed.
Really, if this is being glaringly good, I must confess that the glare
does not dazzle me.”
Basil was quite unmoved. “I admit his moral goodness is of a certain
kind, a quaint, perhaps a casual kind. He is very fond of change and
experiment. But all the points you so ingeniously make against him are
mere coincidence or special pleading. It's true he didn't want to talk
about his house business in front of us. No man would. It's true that he
carries a sword-stick. Any man might. It's true he drew it in the shock
of a street fight. Any man would. But there's nothing really dubious in
all this. There's nothing to confirm--”
As he spoke a knock came at the door.
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