The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 02 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
‘The boys, who had paired off as mutual protectors to each other, had
left my name-sake Tom, being the odd one, without a mate, and as he was
much more remarkable for his cowardice than his valour, the best
expedient he could think of was to offer me a halfpenny a night if I
would go with him in the dark to get his hay. I believe nothing could
have made him stir from the fire-side on a winter night, but the fear of
neglecting his stable duties, which fear to all of us had something in
it that was almost sacred. We had at this time in the stables a very
beautiful male tabby cat, as remarkable for his familiarity with the
horses and boys, as for his fine colours, symmetry, and strength. He
would go through the stable night by night, and place himself on the
withers, first of this horse, then of the next, and there familiarly
take his sleep, till he had made the whole round. The boys had taught
him several tricks, which he very willingly repeated as often as they
gave the signal, without taking offence at the rogueries they
occasionally practised upon him; so that he was a general favourite with
every one, from John Watson even to Old Betty. One evening as I was
going with Tom to get his hay, and we approached the stable in which it
happened then to be kept, Tom leading the road (for cowards are always
desirous to convince themselves they are really valiant), a very sudden,
vehement, and discordant noise was heard; to listen to which, Tom’s
valour was wholly unequal. Flying from the stable, he was at the back
door of the house in a twinkling. I was paid for my courage: pride and
curiosity concurred to make me show it, and I remained firm at my post.
I stood still, while the noise at intervals was several times repeated.
It was the beginning of winter, and at one end of the stable a certain
quantity of autumn wheat was stowed. I recollected this circumstance,
and after considering some time, at length the truth struck me, and I
called, “Come along, Tom, it is the cat and the rats fighting, but they
will leave off when they hear us come into the stable.” We had neither
candle nor lanthorn. It was a maxim with John Watson to trust no such
things with boys, whose nightly duty it was to fetch trusses of straw
and armfuls of hay; but I entered the stable, gave Tom his hay, loaded
myself with my own, and confident in the valour of our favourite cat,
said to him—“We shall find a rare number of dead rats to-morrow, Tom.” I
knew not the power of numbers, nor the imbecility of an individual so
exposed. The next morning we found our hero lying dead in the stable,
with only three dead rats beside him. What the number of the wounded
was, must remain a secret to posterity: though of the value of this, and
other secrets of the same kind, I have often entertained my doubts.
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