The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 03 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 03 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
The poem has a few notes added to it, the object of which seems to be to
criticise the political opinions of the Edinburgh Reviewers with respect
to Spain, and to prove that the author is wiser after the event than
they were before it, in which he has very nearly succeeded.
Mr. Southey announces a new volume of Inscriptions, which must furnish
some curious _parallelisms_.
DOTTREL-CATCHING
TO THE EDITOR OF THE MORNING CHRONICLE
_Jan. 27, 1814._
Sir, The method of taking this bird is somewhat singular, and is
described in an old book in the following terms:
‘The Dottrel is a foolish bird of the crane species, very tall, awkward,
and conceited. The Dottrel-catcher, when he has got near enough, turns
his head round sideways, and _makes a leg_ towards him: the bird, seeing
this, returns the civility, and makes the same sidelong movement. These
advances are repeated with mutual satisfaction, till the man approaches
near enough, and then the bird is taken.’
A poet-laureat or a treasury sophist is often taken much in the same
way. Your Opposionist, Sir, was ever a true _gull_. From the general
want of sympathy, he sets more store by it than it is worth; and for the
smallest concession, is prevailed upon to give up every principle, and
to surrender himself, bound hand and foot, the slave of a party, who get
all they want of him, and then—‘Spunge, you are dry again!’
A striking illustration of the common treatment of political drudges has
lately occurred in the instance of a celebrated writer, whose
lucubrations are withheld from the public, because he has declared
against the project of restoring the Bourbons. As the court and city
politicians have spoken out on this subject, permit me, Sir, to say a
word in behalf of the country. I have no dislike whatever, private or
public, to the Bourbons, except as they may be made the pretext for
mischievous and impracticable schemes. At the same time I have not the
slightest enthusiasm in their favour. I would not sacrifice the life or
limb of a single individual to restore them. I have very nearly the same
feelings towards them which Swift has expressed in his account of the
ancient and venerable race of the Struldbruggs. It is true, they might
in some respects present a direct contrast to Bonaparte. A tortoise
placed on the throne of France would do the same thing. The literary
sycophants of the day, Sir, are greatly enamoured (from some cause or
other) with hereditary imbecility and native want of talent. They are
angry, not without reason, that a Corsican upstart has made the princes
of Europe look like wax-work figures, and given a shock to the still
life of kings. They wish to punish this unpardonable presumption, by
establishing an artificial balance of _weakness_ throughout Europe, and
by reducing humanity to the level of thrones. We may perhaps in time
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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