The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
the glass-lid is liable to be broken, or lets in the dust or air and
obstructs the movement of the watch), is not to husband time, but to
give trouble. It is mere pomposity and self-importance, like consulting
a mysterious oracle that one carries about with one in one’s pocket,
instead of asking a common question of an acquaintance or companion.
There are two clocks which strike the hour in the room where I am. This
I do not like. In the first place, I do not want to be reminded twice
how the time goes (it is like the second tap of a saucy servant at your
door when perhaps you have no wish to get up): in the next place, it is
starting a difference of opinion on the subject, and I am averse to
every appearance of wrangling and disputation. Time moves on the same,
whatever disparity there may be in our mode of keeping count of it, like
true fame in spite of the cavils and contradictions of the critics. I am
no friend to repeating watches. The only pleasant association I have
with them is the account given by Rousseau of some French lady, who sat
up reading the _New Heloise_ when it first came out, and ordering her
maid to sound the repeater, found it was too late to go to bed, and
continued reading on till morning. Yet how different is the interest
excited by this story from the account which Rousseau somewhere else
gives of his sitting up with his father reading romances, when a boy,
till they were startled by the swallows twittering in their nests at
day-break, and the father cried out, half angry and ashamed—‘_Allons,
mon fils; je suis plus enfant que toi!_’ In general, I have heard
repeating watches sounded in stage-coaches at night, when some
fellow-traveller suddenly awaking and wondering what was the hour,
another has very deliberately taken out his watch, and pressing the
spring, it has counted out the time; each petty stroke acting like a
sharp puncture on the ear, and informing me of the dreary hours I had
already passed, and of the more dreary ones I had to wait till morning.
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