The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)Hazlitt, William
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The collected works of William Hazlitt, Vol. 12 (of 12)
Hazlitt, William
English essays -- 19th century
Because it is taken for granted that they must be amiable and
interesting, in the first instance, and like other things that are taken
for granted, is but indifferently, or indeed cannot be made out at all
in the sequel. To put it to the proof, to give illustrations of it,
would be to throw a doubt upon the question. They have only to show
themselves to ensure conquest. Indeed, the reputation of their victories
goes before them, and is a pledge of their success before they even
appear. They are, or are supposed to be, so amiable, so handsome, so
accomplished, so captivating, that all hearts bow before them, and all
the women are in love with them without knowing why or wherefore, except
that it is understood that they are to be so. All obstacles vanish
without a finger lifted or a word spoken, and the effect is produced
without a blow being struck. When there is this imaginary charm at work,
every thing they could do or say must weaken the impression, like
arguments brought in favour of a self-evident truth: they very wisely
say or do little or nothing, rely on their names and the author’s good
word, look, smile, and are adored; but to all but the heroines of
romance and their confidantes, are exceedingly uninteresting and
_common-place_ personages, either great coxcombs or wonderfully insipid.
When a lover is able to look unutterable things which produce the
desired effect, what occasion for him to exert his eloquence or make an
impassioned speech in order to bring about a revolution in his favour,
which is already accomplished by other less doubtful means? When the
impression at first sight is complete and irresistible, why throw away
any farther thoughts or words to make it more so? This were ‘to gild
refined gold, to paint the lily, to smooth the ice, to throw a perfume
on the violet, or add another hue unto the rainbow, or seek with
taper-light the beauteous eye of Heaven to garnish,’ which has been
pronounced to be ‘wasteful and superfluous excess.’ Authors and
novel-writers therefore reserve for their second-rate and less prominent
characters, the artillery of words, the arts of persuasion, and all the
unavailing battery of hopeless attentions and fine sentiment, which are
of no use to the more accomplished gallant, who makes his triumphant
approaches by stolen glances and breathing sighs, and whose appearance
alone supersedes the disclosure of all his other implied perfections and
an importunate display of a long list of titles to the favour of the
fair, which, as they are not insisted on, it would be vain and
unbecoming to produce to the gaze of the world, or for the edification
of the curious reader. It is quite enough if the lady is satisfied with
her choice, and if (as generally happens both as a cause and consequence
in such cases) the gentleman is satisfied with himself. If he indeed
seemed to entertain a doubt upon the subject, the spell of his
fascination would be broken, and the author would be obliged to derogate
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