The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
I was quite a young man when I began collecting, taking with me a
sack, and sometimes a wheelbarrow also, for this purpose, on my daily
rambles. One day it struck me that a splendid old Colonial house, which
I had often passed, must contain many lovely, quaint old things that
would be charming for a person of taste to number among his curios.
There was a “To Let” sign upon the house, and I confess that the
thought of the difficulties in my way dismayed me. To seek out the
agent, to obtain from him the name and location of the owner of the
house, who might prove to be, perhaps, a resident of some distant city
difficult of access—to do all this and then bargain and bicker with
the owner (in case I reached him), to chaffer over prices, and in the
end, very likely, to find him obdurately avaricious: what was the use?
Seldom have I been more discouraged; but I think I may have mentioned
that I am a collector. To the real collector, discouragement is never
despair.
After thinking the matter over, I decided to go about it in the
straightforward, manly way, instead of adopting the roundabout and
involved means I have just sketched. There was the house; the frank
thing was simply to go in and see whether or not it contained the
treasures that the noble old classic façade seemed to suggest. And this
was the course I sensibly determined to follow.
Owing to certain technical difficulties, I was obliged to make my visit
after dusk had fallen, and then only by the inadequate illumination
of a small, patented electric lamp; nevertheless, even so hasty and
umbrous (if I may use the word) an examination of the contents of
the place as I was able to make proved disappointing. The house had
been fitted up for tenancy, not for the owner to live in, and the
collecting of scarce an object in the whole interior paid for the
expense of removing it in a small hired vehicle.
However, all houses are not alike; not even all unoccupied ones, and it
should be emphasized that in this first experience of mine I overlooked
something of importance. Many a time, afterward, in examining rental
properties and residences offered for sale, I have recalled with a
mournful smile that first omission; and seldom indeed has my patient
search gone unrewarded by beautifully patined sections of brass or
copper, perhaps, and some fine old bit of plumbing.
Let me say again, the Collector’s Eye overlooks nothing, and the
great point is, not to follow the fad, but to anticipate it. There
is not a single class of antiques that I did not collect long before
the amateurs began to “pay prices” for such things, and I am now
principally engaged in collecting the antiques of the future. I know
better than anybody else what the priceless old things of the future
will be, because I have formed the habit of picking them up at the time
when they are thrown out.
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