The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
General
The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
The average Italian antique-dealer will crowd into a given space,
say, four wooden candlesticks made to represent four angels, two or
three Venetian glass mirrors, a Savonarola chair, seventeen pieces of
china, three wooden chests containing fifty-six square feet of surface
and eleven miles of worm-holes, a dozen venerable and tattered altar
cloths, made by ancient weavers and embroiderers in Naples in 1919, and
a few wrought-iron odds and ends removed from a palace in the purlieus
of Pisa by a prominent palace-wrecker.
[Illustration: PLATE VIII
COLONIAL TRIGLE-STOOL, DISCOVERED IN A NEW HAMPSHIRE WOODSHED,
AND PURCHASED FOR A MERE SONG BY PROFESSOR KILGALLEN
As one of the legs was partially missing, it is believed that
the owners considered this rare old piece valueless. Professor
Kilgallen has not allowed any restorations to be made. The
profane hands of the modern reproducer of old furniture have
never been permitted to touch any articles of his collection.
]
In the same space the average French dealer seems unable to find
room for more than one dough-trough, two pewter plates with the
salamander of Francis I done on them in _repoussé_, a pair of Louis
XIV curling-tongs, and a washed-out-looking portrait of a satin-clad
and powdered-haired lady whose face has the lop-sided aristocratic
appearance that will only be found in true aristocrats or in persons
who have been kicked by mules perchance in their early days. And
the portraits which are on sale in every Parisian antique-shop are
sometimes most valuable because the general unpleasantness of the
aristocrats which they represent serves to make every beholder wonder
why the French Revolution didn’t start exterminating aristocrats about
a hundred years sooner.
At any rate, the superior shop-filling ability of the Italian dealers
is one reason why it is far easier to indulge one’s passion for
antiqueing in Italy than in France.
A disappointing feature about the French antique-shops is the apparent
indifference of the shopkeepers to the attempts of customers to engage
them in violent and interesting altercations over the prices of their
wares. This is a modern phase of the antique-business and ranks, in
France, with such inexplainable matters as why man-sized boys wear
little tight knickerbockers that come only halfway down to the knee,
and why a Parisian who apparently lives in comfort in his home or a
hotel with the thermometer down to forty degrees will shriek with
anguish when any one raises a window in a railway compartment in which
the temperature is hovering around ninety-four degrees.
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