The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancientTarkington, Booth
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The collector's whatnot : $b a compendium, manual, and syllabus of information and advice on all subjects appertaining to the collection of antiques, both ancient and not so ancient
Tarkington, Booth
Antiques -- Humor
But in order to save a few châteaux for tourists to visit, it was
decided to make panels somewhat artificially, so to speak. That would
make a tourist twice happy: he could visit a château and look at the
panels; then he could return to Paris and buy them to take home. Iron
moulds were heated until they were white-hot, and then pressed against
very dry wood. When the moulds were removed and the burnt surface
brushed with steel brushes, the wood had the color and the polish
and the texture of ancient carvings. A dose of Number 10 shot from
the manufacturer’s shotgun supplied the worm-holes for each panel,
after which they were ready to be sold to the travelling public for
about four dollars apiece. Their cost was approximately forty-five
cents—twenty cents for the wood, twenty cents for the labor, and five
cents for the shotgun cartridge, and thus an embarrassing problem was
solved to the contentment of everybody concerned.
Articles as large as mantels for generous fireplaces are made by
this burning method and passed on to eager collectors at prices that
distress the proletariat greatly and cause frequent demands for an
equal distribution of wealth.
There is a wood-carving company in Paris which advertises that it will
be glad to deliver the furniture of any period to antique-dealers at a
moment’s notice.... There are workshops of the Faubourg Saint-Antoine
which produce boule cabinets decorated with birds, beasts, and flowers
of which André-Charles Boule might well have been proud.... There are
places in Auvergne where the best ancient artists in the world turn out
furniture which Parisian dealers later are kind enough to guarantee to
have been owned by Marie Antoinette.
There is a true benevolence in all this. Culture is spread, and many
people otherwise innocent of history learn that Marie Antoinette
furniture is similar to that produced under one of the Louies. It is
quite untrue, however, that she sent it all over to this country in the
Mayflower.
VI
OF THE VIOLENT PEWTER-COLLECTOR AND HIS PATOIS—OF THE PECULIAR
PASTIMES AND PLEASURES OF THE PEWTER-HOUNDS AND OF THE DANGERS
OF FOREIGN PEWTER
The pewter-collector provides a pleasant source of income to European
antique-dealers; for he is one of the most ardent collectors. Pewter,
as is well known, is a base metal made of tin, to which a small amount
of antimony, copper, or lead has been added. It was originally made
for use in the homes of the wealthy before the days of pottery and
china; then it was used in kitchens of great houses; churches which
couldn’t afford gold or silver services had pewter services; taverns
had complete outfits of pewter pots and tankards which could be thrown
promiscuously by intoxicated guests without damage to anything except
the guests.
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