The Comedies of William Congreve: Volume 1 [of 2]Congreve, William
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The Comedies of William Congreve: Volume 1 [of 2]
Congreve, William
Comedy plays
FOND. I profess a very apt comparison, varlet. Go and bid my Cocky come
out to me; I will give her some instructions, I will reason with her
before I go.
SCENE III.
FONDLEWIFE _alone_.
And in the meantime I will reason with myself. Tell me, Isaac, why art
thee jealous? Why art thee distrustful of the wife of thy bosom? Because
she is young and vigorous, and I am old and impotent. Then why didst
thee marry, Isaac? Because she was beautiful and tempting, and because I
was obstinate and doting; so that my inclination was (and is still)
greater than my power. And will not that which tempted thee, also tempt
others, who will tempt her, Isaac? I fear it much. But does not thy
wife love thee, nay, dote upon thee? Yes. Why then! Ay, but to say
truth, she's fonder of me than she has reason to be; and in the way of
trade, we still suspect the smoothest dealers of the deepest designs. And
that she has some designs deeper than thou canst reach, thou hast
experimented, Isaac. But, mum.
SCENE IV.
FONDLEWIFE, LAETITIA.
LAET. I hope my dearest jewel is not going to leave me--are you, Nykin?
FOND. Wife--have you thoroughly considered how detestable, how heinous,
and how crying a sin the sin of adultery is? Have you weighed it, I say?
For it is a very weighty sin; and although it may lie heavy upon thee,
yet thy husband must also bear his part. For thy iniquity will fall upon
his head.
LAET. Bless me, what means my dear?
FOND. [_Aside_.] I profess she has an alluring eye; I am doubtful
whether I shall trust her, even with Tribulation himself. Speak, I say,
have you considered what it is to cuckold your husband?
LAET. [_Aside_.] I'm amazed. Sure he has discovered nothing. Who has
wronged me to my dearest? I hope my jewel does not think that ever I had
any such thing in my head, or ever will have.
FOND. No, no, I tell you I shall have it in my head--
LAET. [_Aside_.] I know not what to think. But I'm resolved to find
the meaning of it. Unkind dear! Was it for this you sent to call me? Is
it not affliction enough that you are to leave me, but you must study to
increase it by unjust suspicions? [_Crying_.] Well--well--you know my
fondness, and you love to tyrannise--Go on, cruel man, do: triumph over
my poor heart while it holds, which cannot be long, with this usage of
yours. But that's what you want. Well, you will have your ends soon.
You will--you will. Yes, it will break to oblige you. [_Sighs_.]
FOND. Verily, I fear I have carried the jest too far. Nay, look you now
if she does not weep--'tis the fondest fool. Nay, Cocky, Cocky, nay,
dear Cocky, don't cry, I was but in jest, I was not, ifeck.
LAET. [_Aside_.] Oh then, all's safe. I was terribly frighted. My
affliction is always your jest, barbarous man! Oh, that I should love to
this degree! Yet--
FOND. Nay, Cocky.
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