The Complete Works of Brann, the Iconoclast — Volume 01Brann, William Cowper
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The Complete Works of Brann, the Iconoclast — Volume 01
Brann, William Cowper
Brann, William Cowper, 1855-1898; Essays; Reformers
He ate sparingly, but scanned the visitors closely. At the
next table a quartette of Texas colonels were absorbing
mint juleps through rye straws. The Nazarene nudged the
editor and inquired what the beverage consisted of. The
latter explained the mystery, and would have placed one
before his guest, but the latter insisted that a little wine for
the stomach's sake would suffice. Several entered into
conversation with him and would have given him money,
but he gently declined to accept it, saying that the good
Father would provide that he was seeking to do good, not
to lay up treasures.
"Are these people sinners?"
He was informed that, according to the theology of the
Prohibs, they would occupy the hottest corner of Perdition.
"But they give to the poor, speak kindly to the stranger,
even though he be clothed in rags. I am sure they would
not lie or steal or kill."
"But they will blaspheme a little sometimes. Just listen to
those colonels. Didn't you hear them say 'damn' and
'Hell's fire' and 'Devil'? O, according to our theology
there's no hope for 'em. A man may defraud a widow or
swindle an orphan and make a landing; but when he talks
about the Devil and Hell he's sure to be damned."
"Is Satan a sacred person, or Hell a place to be mentioned
reverently? Blasphemy is speaking evil of God. The
priesthood of every religious cult has manifested a
propensity to magnify venial faults into cardinal sins and
thereby bring worship into contempt by trifling. To Hell with
those who make religion a trade and thrive thereby!"
We were on the street and it chanced that a well-fed,
silk-hatted dominie, sporting a diamond stud, was
dawdling by as the man of Galilee uttered this emphatic
protest against gain-grabbing preachers. His face flushed
with anger, and turning upon the ill-clad stranger, he said:
"Do you mean to insult me, fellow?"
The Nazarene faced his heated interlocutor and replied with
quiet dignity: "Assuredly not. I did not suspect you of
being a minister. You are not clad like one of the Apostles.
Surely you are not one of those disputatious sectaries who
wear purple and fine linen and fare sumptuously every day
while countless thousands cry to their Father in Heaven,
'Give us to eat and to drink lest we die'?"
"I want no lectures from you, sir. I know my business,"
exclaimed the man of God, with rising color.
"Ah, I fear that 'business' is to coin the blood of Jesus of
Nazareth into golden guineas."
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