The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"Train, Arthur Cheney
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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble: Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"
Train, Arthur Cheney
Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"SAWHIDE COPPERS
"YOUR LAST CHANCE TO BUY THIS STOCK AT PRESENT FIGURES!
"The company's lands are located near the heart of the copper
district, not far from properties now paying from forty to sixty
per cent. a year. There is no reason in the world why Sawhide
should not do as well if not better. With immense quantities of
ore just beneath the surface, when our new smelter is completed
Sawhide will undoubtedly prove one of the best dividend payers in
the country! As the Buggenheims and other well-known financiers
are largely interested in the stock, it is only a question of time
before it will be marked up out of sight. The properties have
great surface value and are rolling in timber and mineral wealth."
This is a fair example of a perfectly safe variety of advertisement
that does not commit the author to anything. As long as there is
a piece of land somewhere and an actual incorporated company the
stock of which, however valueless, is being offered for sale, the
mere fact that the writer indulges himself in rosy prophecies does
not endanger him so far as the criminal law is concerned. It is
only when he foolishly--and usually quite as unconsciously--makes
some definite allegation, such as, for instance, that the company
"owns six hundred acres of fully developed mining property," or
has "a smelter in actual operation on the ground," or "has earned
sixty-five per cent. on its capital in the past year," that the
financier runs the slightest risk. It may be that a purchaser
would find it so difficult to prove the falsity of any of the
statements upon which he had relied in purchasing the stock that
the vendor would practically be immune, but in these days of muck-
raking and of an hysterical public conscience prosecutors sometimes
go to the most absurd lengths and spend ridiculous sums of money
out of the county treasuries to send promoters to jail.
They are apt to have a hard time of it, however. I recall one
scheme in which a client of mine was interested, involving the
floatation of about a hundred thousand dollars' worth of railroad
stock. The circulars, printed by a famous engraver and stationer,
were twenty pages in length and contained the minutest description
of the company's board of directors, rolling stock, capitalization,
bond issues, interests in other railroads, government grants of
land, and the like. They were embellished with beautiful photographs
of deep cuts, suspension-bridges, snow-sheds, railroad-yards, and
round-houses. The promoter did a mail-order business and sold the
stock by the bagful to elevator men, trained nurses, policemen,
porters, clerks, and servant girls.
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