[_Enters a closet._
_Enter DIMPLE leading LETITIA._
LETITIA. And will you pretend to say now, Mr. Dimple, that you propose
to break with Maria? Are not the banns published? Are not the clothes
purchased? Are not the friends invited? In short, is it not a done
affair?
DIMPLE. Believe me, my dear Letitia, I would not marry her.
LETITIA. Why have you not broke with her before this, as you all along
deluded me by saying you would?
DIMPLE. Because I was in hopes she would, ere this, have broke with me.
LETITIA. You could not expect it.
DIMPLE. Nay, but be calm a moment; 'twas from my regard to you that I
did not discard her.
LETITIA. Regard to me!
DIMPLE. Yes; I have done everything in my power to break with her, but
the foolish girl is so fond of me that nothing can accomplish it.
Besides, how can I offer her my hand when my heart is indissolubly
engaged to you?
LETITIA. There may be reason in this; but why so attentive to Miss
Manly?
DIMPLE. Attentive to Miss Manly! For heaven's sake, if you have no
better opinion of my constancy, pay not so ill a compliment to my taste.
[LETITIA. Did I not see you whisper to her to-day?
DIMPLE. Possibly I might--but something of so very trifling a nature
that I have already forgot what it was.
LETITIA. I believe she has not forgot it.
DIMPLE. My dear creature,] how can you for a moment suppose I should
have any serious thoughts of that trifling, gay, flighty coquette, that
disagreeable--
_Enter CHARLOTTE._
DIMPLE. My dear Miss Manly, I rejoice to see you; there is a charm in
your conversation that always marks your entrance into company as
fortunate.
LETITIA. Where have you been, my dear?
CHARLOTTE. Why, I have been about to twenty shops, turning over pretty
things, and so have left twenty visits unpaid. I wish you would step
into the carriage and whisk round, make my apology, and leave my cards
where our friends are not at home; that, you know, will serve as a
visit. Come, do go.
LETITIA. So anxious to get me out! but I'll watch you. [_Aside._] Oh!
yes, I'll go; I want a little exercise. Positively [_DIMPLE offering to
accompany her._], Mr. Dimple, you shall not go; why, half my visits are
cake and caudle visits; it won't do, you know, for you to go. [_Exit,
but returns to the door in the back scene and listens._]
DIMPLE. This attachment of your brother to Maria is fortunate.
CHARLOTTE. How did you come to the knowledge of it?
DIMPLE. I read it in their eyes.
CHARLOTTE. And I had it from her mouth. It would have amused you to have
seen her! She, that thought it so great an impropriety to praise a
gentleman that she could not bring out one word in your favour, found a
redundancy to praise him.
DIMPLE. I have done everything in my power to assist his passion there:
your delicacy, my dearest girl, would be shocked at half the instances
of neglect and misbehaviour.
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