The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
But of these verbal artificers something at least was to endure. They
would fare better than Agathon and Ion and Achæus, their admitted equals
in splendor, whose whole life-work was passing, at the feet of
Horvendile, into complete oblivion. There, too, were perishing all the
writings of the Pleiad—the noble tragedies of Homerus, and Sositheus,
and Lycophron, and Alexander, and Philiscus, and Sosiphanes, and
Dionysides. All the great comic poets, too, were burned pellmell with
these—Telecleides, Hermippus, Eupolis, Antiphanes, Ameipsas, Lysippus,
and Menander—“whom nature mimicked,” as the phrase was. And here,
posting to obliteration, went likewise Thespis, and Pratinas, and
Phrynichus—and Choerilus, whom cultured persons had long ranked with
Homer. Nothing was to remain of any of these save the bare name, and
even this would be known only to pedants. All these, spurred by the
poet’s ageless monomania, had toiled toward, and had attained, the
poet’s ageless goal—to write perfectly of beautiful happenings: and of
this action’s normal by-product, which is immortality in the mouths and
minds of succeeding generations, all these were being robbed, by the
circumstance that parchment is inflammable.
Here was beauty, and wit, and learning, and genius, being wasted—quite
wantonly—never to be recaptured, never to be equaled again (despite the
innumerable painstaking penmen destined to fret the hearts of unborn
wives), and never, in the outcome, to be thought of as a very serious
loss to anybody, after all....
These book-rolls burned with great rapidity, crackling cheerily as the
garnered wisdom of Cato’s octogenarian life dissolved in puffs of smoke,
and the wit of Sosipater blazed for the last time in heating a pint of
water.... But then in Parma long afterward Kennaston observed a monk
erasing a song of Sappho’s from a parchment on which the monk meant to
inscribe a feeble little Latin hymn of his own composition; in an
obscure village near Alexandria Kennaston saw the only existent copy of
the _Mimes_ of Herondas crumpled up and used as packing for a
mummy-case; and at Prior Park Kennaston watched Mrs. Elizabeth Barnes,
then acting as cook for Dr. William Warburton, destroy in making
piecrust the unique manuscript copies of three of Shakespeare’s dramas,
which had never been printed.
And—conceding Heaven to be an actual place, and attainment of its
felicities to be the object of human life—Kennaston could not, after
all, detect any fault in Amrou’s logic. Æsthetic considerations could,
in that event, but lead to profitless time-wasting where every moment
was precious.
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By-Products of Rational Endeavor
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