In an instant both the Edenboroughs had turned upon their friend. Poor
Mr. Scarth was not to blame! Poor Mr. Scarth, it appeared, had been a
master at the preparatory school at which Jack Laverick and George
Edenborough had been boys. He was a splendid fellow, and very popular in
the hotel, but there was nothing but sympathy with him in the matter
under discussion. His charge was of age, and in a position to send him
off at any moment, as indeed he was always threatening in his cups. But
there again there was a special difficulty: one cup was more than enough
for Jack Laverick, whose weak head for wine was the only excuse for him.
"Yet there was nothing of the kind last year," said Mrs. Edenborough, in
a reversionary voice; "at least, one never heard of it And that makes it
all the harder on poor Mr. Scarth."
Dollar declared that he was burning to meet the unfortunate gentleman;
the couple exchanged glances, and he was told to wait till after the
concert, at which he had better sit with them. Was there a concert? His
face lengthened at the prospect, and the bride's eyes sparkled at his
expense. She would not hear of his shirking it, but went so far as to
cut dinner short in order to obtain good seats. She was one of those
young women who have both a will and a way with them, and Dollar soon
found himself securely penned in the gallery of an ambitious ballroom
with a stage at the other end.
The concert came up to his most sardonic expectations, and he resigned
himself to a boredom only intensified by the behavior of some crude
humorists in the rows behind. Indifferent song followed indifferent
song, and each earned a more vociferous encore from those gay young
gods. A not unknown novelist told dialect stories of purely territorial
interest; a lady recited with astounding spirit; another fiddled, no
less courageously; but the back rows of the gallery were quite out of
hand when a black-avised gentleman took the stage, and had not opened
his mouth before those back rows were rows of Satan's reproving sin and
clapping with unsophisticated gusto.
"Who's this!" asked Dollar, instantly aware of the change behind him.
But even Lucy Edenborough would only answer, "Hush, doctor!" as she bent
forward with shining eyes. And certainly a hairpin could not have been
dropped unheard before the dark performer relieved the tension by
plunging into a scene from _Pickwick_.
It was the scene of Mr. Jingle's monologue on the Rochester coach--and
the immortal nonsense was inimitably given. Yet nobody could have been
less like the emaciated prototype than this tall tanned man, with the
short black mustache, and the flashing teeth that bit off every word
with ineffable snap and point.
"Mother--tall lady, eating sandwiches--forgot the
arch--crash--knock--children look round--mother's head off--sandwich in
her hand--no mouth to put it in----" and his own grim one only added to
the fun and swelled the roar.
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