The half-term arrived, and with it Mr Barnard himself. The lad drove up
in a hansom, and smiled patronisingly upon the sisters assembled to
welcome him in the bare entrance-hall. He was nearly as tall as
Philippa herself, and very like her in appearance, though his sparkling
face lacked as yet her characteristic strength and earnestness of
expression. So far, indeed, life had appeared one huge joke to Barney,
and his radiant spirits had suffered no eclipse. He allowed himself to
be kissed and hugged by one sister after another, and was then escorted
up the stone staircase with all the honours of a returned hero, the
while his bright eyes roved from side to side in search of adventure.
He tested the banister, calculated its length from top to bottom, and
offered to race Madge down with a handicap of half a minute. He pointed
to the bottles of fire-extinguishers ranged on each landing, and cried
genially, "We'll start an alarm of fire one night, and watch the
Johnnies rush out and smash 'em!" Then seeing the words, "_Do not knock
unless absolutely necessary_," printed on a card nailed to the
"Hermit's" door, he lingered behind to give such a resounding
rat-tat-tat to the knocker as woke the echoes to life. The girls
scuttled upstairs like so many frightened mice; but what was the good of
that? They could not hide the noise of their footsteps, and once in the
precincts of their own flat they one and all fell upon Barney, covering
him with reproaches. How could he? How dared he? It was rude,
ungentlemanly, unfair to his sisters. He must never--no, never--do such
a thing again!
"Well, scarcely ever!" cried the beaming culprit. "So this is the
rabbit-warren, is it! What a rummy little show! When will the feed be
ready? I'm dying of hunger. Hope you've slain a jolly big calf while
you were about it."
When the "calf" appeared, and the reunited family seated themselves
round the dining-room table, Barney wished to bet some one "a tanner"
that without leaving his chair he could ring the bell, poke the fire,
pull up the blind, and put a plate on the sideboard; and proceeding to
give practical illustration of his words, overbalanced himself, grazed
his head against a corner of the bookcase, and made an ugly stain upon
the wall-paper with the contents of his overturned plate.
"Really, Barney--really! That's not at all amusing. I don't feel in
the _least_ inclined to laugh," protested Philippa severely; but she
belied the truth of her words by smiling lovingly on the culprit
throughout the meal. It was easy to see who was going to be master of
_that_ flat!
CHAPTER NINE.
AN ANONYMOUS LETTER.
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