English fiction -- 20th century; English wit and humor; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English; Sports stories
"Isn't there anyone else?"
"I'm afraid they're all fielding cover," I said, remembering
suddenly. "But, look here, it's the chance of a lifetime for you.
You can tell 'em all that----"
But he was trotting off to the pavilion.
"Can anybody lend me some gloves?" he asked. "They want me to keep
wicket. Thing I've never done in my life. Of course I always field
cover in the ordinary way. Thanks awfully. Sure you don't mind?
Don't suppose I shall stop a ball though."
"Henry," I called, "you're starting that end. Arrange the field,
will you? I'll go cover. You're sure to want one."
Their first batsman was an old weather-beaten villager called George.
We knew his name was George because the second ball struck him in the
stomach and his partner said, "Stay there, George," which seemed to
be George's idea too. We learnt at lunch that once, in the eighties
or so, he had gone in first with Lord Hawke (which put him on a level
with that player), and that he had taken first ball (which put him
just above the Yorkshireman).
There the story ended, so far as George was concerned; and indeed it
was enough. Why seek to inquire if George took any other balls
besides the first?
In our match, however, he took the second in the place that I
mentioned, the third on the back of the neck, the fourth on the
elbow, and the fifth in the original place; while the sixth, being
off the wicket, was left there. Nearly every batsman had some pet
stroke, and we soon saw that George's stroke was the leg-bye. His
bat was the second line of defence, and was kept well in the block.
If the ball escaped the earthwork in front, there was always a chance
that it would be brought up by the bat. Once, indeed, a splendid
ball of Henry's which came with his arm and missed George's legs,
snicked the bat, and went straight into the wicket-keeper's hands.
The editor, however, presented his compliments, and regretted that he
was unable to accept the enclosed, which he accordingly returned with
many thanks.
There was an unwritten law that George could not be l.b.w. I cannot
say how it arose--possibly from a natural coyness on George's part
about the exact significance of the "l." Henry, after appealing for
the best part of three overs, gave it up, and bowled what he called
"googlies" at him. This looked more hopeful, because a googly seems
in no way to be restricted as to the number of its bounces, and at
each bounce it had a chance of doing something. Unfortunately it
never did George. Lunch came and the score was thirty-seven--George
having compiled in two hours a masterly nineteen; eighteen off the
person, but none the less directly due to him.
"We must think of a plan of campaign at lunch," said Henry. "It's
hopeless to go on like this."
"Does George drink?" I asked anxiously. It seemed the only chance.
But George didn't. And the score was thirty seven for five, which is
a good score for the wicket.
V. AT THE WICKETS
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