Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
When he read Chinn’s note he laughed, which they deemed a lucky omen,
till he called up policemen, who tethered the ponies and the bullocks
by the piled house-gear, and laid stern hands upon three of that
smiling band of the thieves of Mahadeo. The chaplain himself addressed
them magisterially with a riding-whip. That was painful, but Jan Chinn
had prophesied it. They submitted, but would not give up the written
protection, fearing the jail. On their way back they met Mr. D. Fawne,
who had heard about the robberies, and was not pleased.
“Certainly,” said the eldest of the gang, when the second interview was
at an end, “certainly Jan Chinn’s protection has saved us our liberty,
but it is as though there were many beatings in one small piece of
paper. Put it away.”
One climbed into a tree, and stuck the letter into a cleft forty feet
from the ground, where it could do no harm. Warmed, sore, but happy,
the ten returned to Jan Chinn next day, where he sat among uneasy
Bhils, all looking at their right arms, and all bound under terror of
their god’s disfavour not to scratch.
“It was a good _kowl_,” said the leader. “First the chaplain, who
laughed, took away our plunder, and beat three of us, as was promised.
Next, we meet Fawne Sahib, who frowned, and asked for the plunder. We
spoke the truth, and so he beat us all, one after another, and called
us chosen names. He then gave us these two bundles”—they set down a
bottle of whisky and a box of cheroots—“and we came away. The _kowl_ is
left in a tree, because its virtue is that so soon as we show it to a
Sahib we are beaten.”
“But for that _kowl_,” said Jan Chinn, sternly, “ye would all have been
marching to jail with a policeman on either side. Ye come now to serve
as beaters for me. These people are unhappy, and we will go hunting
till they are well. To-night we will make a feast.”
It is written in the chronicles of the Satpura Bhils, together with
many other matters not fit for print, that through five days, after the
day that he had put his mark upon them, Jan Chinn the First hunted for
his people; and on the five nights of those days the tribe was
gloriously and entirely drunk. Jan Chinn bought country spirits of an
awful strength, and slew wild pig and deer beyond counting, so that if
any fell sick they might have two good reasons.
Between head- and stomach-aches they found no time to think of their
arms, but followed Jan Chinn obediently through the jungles, and with
each day’s returning confidence men, women, and children stole away to
their villages as the little army passed by. They carried news that it
was good and right to be scratched with ghost-knives; that Jan Chinn
was indeed reincarnated as a god of free food and drink, and that of
all nations the Satpura Bhils stood first in his favour, if they would
only refrain from scratching. Henceforward that kindly demi-god would
be connected in their minds with great gorgings and the vaccine and
lancets of a paternal Government.
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