Men -- Societies and clubs -- Fiction; Storytelling -- Fiction
“‘I am apt to forget that it takes several months to interpret old
Jake,’ he continued. ‘Those false teeth of his fascinate one, don’t
they? I shall never forget the dreadful occasion he dropped them in the
hot bed. We had the most agonising search, and finally persistence
triumphed. They were rescued unscathed and restored to their rightful
place.’
“And so he went on talking easily, until half-unconsciously I found
myself strolling with him towards the house. Every now and then he
stopped to point out some specimen of which he was proud, and, without
my realising it, twenty minutes or so slipped by. It was the sound of a
whistle at the station that recalled me to the passage of time, and I
hurriedly looked at my watch.
“‘Good Heavens!’ I cried, ‘I’ve missed my train. When is the next?’
“‘The next, Mr. Graham. I’m afraid there isn’t a next till to-morrow
morning. This is a branch line, you know.’
“Jove! how I swore inwardly. After what old Andrews had said to me only
that morning, to go and fail again would finally cook my goose. You must
remember that it was before the days of motor-cars, and, with the fête
in progress, the chance of getting a cart to drive me some twelve miles
to Ashford was remote—anyway for the fare I could afford to pay.
“I suppose my agitation showed on my face, for the grey-haired man
became quite upset.
“‘How stupid of me not to have thought of the time,’ he cried. ‘We must
think of the best thing to do. I know,’ he said suddenly—‘you must
telegraph your report. Stop the night here and telegraph.’
“I pointed out to him rather miserably that newspapers did not like the
expense of wiring news unless it was important, and that by no stretch
of imagination could the Appledore Flower Show be regarded as coming
under that category.
“‘I will pay the cost,’ he insisted, and waved aside my refusal. ‘Mr.
Graham,’ he said, ‘it was my fault. I am a wealthy man; I would not
dream of letting you suffer for my verbosity. You will wire your
article, and I shall pay.’”
The Writer smiled reminiscently.
“What could have been more charming,” he continued—“what more
considerate and courteous? My stupid, half-formed suspicions, which had
been growing fainter and fainter as I strolled round the garden with my
host, had by this time vanished completely, and when he found me pens,
ink, and paper, as they say in the French exercise book, I stammered out
my thanks. He cut me short with a smile, and told me to get on with my
article. He would send it to the telegraph office, and tell his servants
to get a room ready for me. And with another smile he left me alone, and
I saw him pottering about the garden outside as I wrote.
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