From our own Calenders we cannot borrow an appellation. In the
Republican one of our neighbours, when the revolutionary fever was at
its height, the supplemental days were called _Sansculottedes_. The
Spaniards would call them _Dias Descamisados_. The holders of liberal
opinions in England would term them Radical Days. A hint might be
taken hence, and we might name them radical chapters, as having the
root of the matter in them;—Or _ramal_, if there were such a word,
upon the analogy of the Branch Bible societies. Or _ramage_ as the
king of Cockayne hath his Foliage. But they would not be truly and
philosophically designated by these names. They are not branches from
the tree of this history, neither are they its leaves; but rather
choice garlands suspended there to adorn it on festival days. They may
be likened to the waste weirs of a canal, or the safety valves of a
steam engine; (my gentle Public would not have me stifle the
_afflatus_!)—interludes;—symphonies between the acts;—voluntaries
during the service;—resting places on the ascent of a church tower;
angular recesses of an old bridge, into which foot passengers may
retire from carriages or horsemen;—houses-of-call upon the road; seats
by the way side, such as those which were provided by the Man of Ross,
or the not less meritorious Woman of Chippenham, Maud Heath of Langley
Burrel,—Hospices on the passages of the Alps,—Capes of Good Hope, or
Isles of St. Helena,—yea Islands of Tinian or Juan Fernandez, upon the
long voyage whereon we are bound.
Leap-chapters they cannot properly be called; and if we were to call
them Ha Has! as being chapters which the Reader may leap if he likes,
the name would appear rather strained than significant, and might be
justly censured as more remarkable for affectation than for aptness.
For the same reason I reject the designation of Intermeans, though it
hath the sanction of great Ben's authority.
Among the requisites for an accomplished writer Steele enumerates the
skill whereby common words are started into new significations. I will
not presume so far upon that talent (—modesty forbids me—) as to call
these intervening chapters either Interpellations or Interpositions,
or Interlocations, or Intervals. Take this Reader for a general rule,
that the readiest and plainest style is the most forcible (if the head
be but properly stored;) and that in all ordinary cases the word which
first presents itself is the best; even as in all matters of right and
wrong, the first feeling is that which the heart owns and the
conscience ratifies.
But for a new occasion, a new word or a new composite must be formed.
Therefore I will strike one in the mint of analogy, in which alone the
king's English must be coined, and call them Interchapters—and thus
endeth
INTERCHAPTER I.
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