Thus low has man sunk in his fall. The debasement began with the
worship of the Heavenly Bodies. When he had once departed from that of
his Creator, his religious instinct became more and more corrupted,
till at length no object was too vile for his adoration; as in a
certain state of disease the appetite turns from wholesome food, and
longs for what would at other times be loathsome.
The Negro Fetishes are just such objects as, according to the French
Jesuits, the Devil used to present to the Canadian Indians, to bring
them good luck in fishing, hunting, gaming, and such traffic as they
carried on. This may probably mean that they dreamt of such things;
for in dreams many superstitions have originated, and great use has
been made of them in Priestcraft.
The same kind of superstition has appeared in different ages and in
different parts of the World, among the most civilized nations and the
rudest savages, and among the educated as well as the ignorant. The
belief in Omens prevails among us still, and will long continue to
prevail, notwithstanding national schools, cheap literature and
Societies for promoting knowledge.
A late Lord Chancellor used to travel with a Goose in his carriage,
and consult it on all occasions; whether according to the rules of
Roman augury I know not, nor whether he decided causes by it; but the
causes might have been as well decided if he did. The Goose was his
Fetish. It was not Lord Brougham,—Lord Brougham was his own Goose
while he held the Seals; but it was the only Lord Chancellor in our
times who resembled him in extraordinary genius, and as extraordinary
an unfitness for his office. One of the most distinguished men of the
age, who has left a reputation which will be as lasting as it is
great, was when a boy in constant fear of a very able but unmerciful
schoolmaster; and in the state of mind which that constant fear
produced he fixed upon a great Spider for his Fetish, and used every
day to pray to it that he might not be flogged.
CHAPTER EXTRAORDINARY.
PROCEEDINGS AT A BOOK CLUB. THE AUTHOR ACCUSED OF ‘LESE DELICATESSE,’
OR WHAT IS CALLED AT COURT ‘TUM-TI-TEE.’ HE UTTERS A MYSTERIOUS
EXCLAMATION, AND INDIGNANTLY VINDICATES HIMSELF.
_Rem profecto mirabilem, longeque stupendam, rebusque veris veriorem
describo._
HIERONYMUS RADIOLENSIS.
A circumstance has come to my knowledge so remarkable in itself and
affecting me so deeply, that on both accounts I feel it necessary to
publish a Chapter Extraordinary on the occasion.
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