"Sure? Oh, aye--pairfectly," replied Lang Tammas; but even as he spoke,
the falsity of his impression was proved by the same strident voice that
had so offended before, coming from the other side of the street:
"What a crittur ye are, ye cow! What a crittur ye are!"
"Soonds are hard to place, ma'am," said Lang Tammas, jerking about as if
he had been shot. It was a very hard position for the old man, for, with
the immediate need for an apology to the nurse, there rushed over him an
overwhelming wave of anger. Hitherto it was merely a suspicion that he
was being made sport of that had irritated him, but this last
outburst--"What a crittur ye are, ye cow!"--was convincing evidence that
it was to him that the insults were addressed; for in Thrums it is
history that Hendry and T'nowhead and Jim McTaggart frequently greeted
Lang Tammas's jokes with "Oh, ye cow!" and "What a crittur ye are!" But
the old man was equal to the emergency, and fixing one eye upon the
house opposite and the other upon the sweet-faced nurse, he darted
glances that should kill at his persecutor, and at the same time
apologized for disturbing the nurse. The latter he did gracefully.
"Ye look aweary, ma'am," he said. "An' if the head o' the hoose maun
dee, may he dee immejiately, that ye may rest soon."
And with this, pulling his hat down over his forehead viciously, he
turned and sped swiftly across the way. The nurse gazed anxiously after
him, and in her secret soul wondered if she would not better send for
Jamie McQueen, the town constable. Poor Tammas's eye was really so
glaring, and his whole manner so manifestly that of a man exasperated to
the verge of madness, that she considered him somewhat in the light of
a menace to the public safety. She was not at all reassured, either,
when Tammas, having reached the other side of the street, began
gesticulating wildly, shaking his "faithfu' steck" at the façade of the
confronting flat-house. But an immediate realization of the condition of
the sick man above led her to forego the attempt to protect the public
safety, and closing the door softly to, she climbed the weary stairs to
the sixth floor, and soon forgot the disturbing trial of the morning in
reading to her patient certain inspiring chapters from the Badminton
edition of _Haggert's Chase of Heretics_, relieved with the lighter
_Rules of Golf; or, Auld Putt Idylls_, by the Rev. Ian McCrockett, one
of the most exquisitely confusing humorous works ever published in the
Highlands.
Lang Tammas meanwhile was addressing an invisible somebody in the
building over the way, and in no uncertain tones.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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