might be done tactfully, endeavored to mitigate by a reproving glance,
or by a still deeper plunge into nebulous rhetoric, as a sort of
palliation to the Muse of Obscurity, which in our hearts we felt that
good goddess would accept, strove to offset.
["Excuse me," said Mr. Tom Snobbe, rising and interrupting the
reader at this point, "but is that all one sentence, Mr. Jones?"
"Yes," Jones replied. "Why not? It's perfectly clear in its
meaning. Aren't you used to long sentences on the Hudson?" he
added, sarcastically.
"No," retorted Snobbe; "that is to say, not where I live. I
believe they have 'em at Sing Sing occasionally. But they never
get used to them, I'm told."
"Be quiet, Tom," said Harry Snobbe. "It's bad form to interrupt.
Let Billy finish his story." Mr. Jones then resumed his
manuscript.]
A perceptible shudder ran through, or rather rolled over, the group, for
it was corrugating in its quality, bringing forcibly to mind, quite as
much for its chill, too, as for the wrinkling suggestion of its passage
up and down our backs, turned as some of these were towards the fire,
and others towards the steam-radiator, which now and again clicked
startlingly in the dull red glow of the hearth light, augmenting the all
too obvious nervousness of the listeners, the impassive and uninspiring
squares of iron of which certain modern architects of a limited
decorative sense--if, indeed, they have any at all, for the mere use of
corrugated iron in the construction of a façade would seem not to admit
of an æsthetic side to its designer's nature, however ornately
distributed over the surface of an exterior it may be--have chosen to
avail themselves, prompted either by an appalling parsimony on the part
of a client, or for reasons of haste employed for the lack of more
immediately available material, it being an undeniable fact that in some
portions of the world stucco and terracotta, now frequently used in
lieu of more substantial, if not more enduring materials, are difficult
of access, and the use of a speedily obtainable substitute becoming thus
a requirement as inevitable as it is to be regretted, as in the case of
the fruit-market at Venice, standing as it does on the bank of the Grand
Canal, a pile of stark, staring, obtrusive, wrinkling zinc thrusting
itself brazenly into the line of a vision attuned to the most gloriously
towering palazzos, as rich in beauty as in romance, with such
self-sufficiency as to bring tears to the eyes of the most stolidly
unappreciative, of the most coldly unæsthetic, or, in short, as some one
has chosen to say, in an essay the title of which and the name of whose
author escape us at this moment, with such complacent vulgarity as to
amount to nothing less than a dastardly blot upon the escutcheon of the
Venetians, which all of their glorious achievements in art, in history,
and in letters can never quite ineradically efface, and alongside of
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