Detective and mystery stories, English; Murder -- Fiction; Nobility -- Fiction; Suburbs -- England -- London -- Fiction
What elusive quality is it that makes for success in a newspaper? Is it
purely a literary one, or a typographical one? Is it the choice of
matter, or the arrangement of type? Perhaps a little of each. What it
was that made the _Brockley Aristocrat_ successful from its very
commencement may have been the individuality that lived in its pages.
The deft touch of genius, the gloss and the brilliance of superlative
merit. In its first number it claimed, modestly enough, to be of its
kind unique.
"The _Brockley Aristocrat_," said the restrained notice, "will contain
all the news worth reading and all the views worth writing: it will be a
newspaper devoted to the best interests of the best people."
Mr. Nape, its nominal editor, rose nobly to his responsibilities. Most
assiduously did he apply himself to the study of all that was most
noteworthy in current journalism. He studied the back-files of the
_Saturday Review_ and acquired the style caustic, he diligently
acquainted himself with the Imperialism of the _Spectator_ and the
_National Review_, and instantly secured the soundest of views on the
Navy. He read from cover to cover the words of Miss Corelli and learnt
all about editors: how bad editors are grossly fat and have pronounced
Hebraic features, and how good editors are pretty scarce. He took
lessons in journalism from a gentleman who guaranteed to turn a dustman
into a reviewer in twelve lessons, and he read the life of Delane.
Little wonder that the _Aristocrat_ came to fame in a short space of
time with such determined strivings after perfection behind it. Little
wonder that people began to read it, and to look forward to Friday (when
it was published) and to take sides in the controversy that raged
between its proprietor and the owner of the _Lewisham and Lee Mail_.
"It isn’t that I want them to take sides," said the Duke, "but I want to
get them interested in me. It was the only method I could think of.
You see I’m naturally of a shy and shrinking disposition, and I find it
difficult to convey to comparative strangers a sense of my all-round
excellences."
He was paying one of his rare visits to Alicia in her own home.
The outward and visible result of his hurricane courtship glittered on
the third finger of her left hand.
"But surely," she urged a little impatiently—she was a real girl and
this is a true story—"you have some plans for the future, you do not
intend to end your days in Brockley?"
He nodded his head.
"I can imagine nothing more satisfying," he said, "than to pass to the
dark beyond, to the bourne from which—in the midst of mine own people."
"The calm way in which you have appropriated us all," she said, with a
smile which was half amusement and half vexation, "is too appalling.
But, dear, there is me."
"There is you," he repeated, with a twinkle in his eyes, "I have thought
of that—you shall stay and share my glories."
"In the suburbs?"
She lifted her eyebrows.
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