"I mean," said the Home Secretary, "it would be a great pity to waste a
moment in beating about the bush. There's no sense in mere verbiage and
slow approach to the essentials. Moreover, my time is short: I mean our
time is short.... I mean there's not much time before dinner, and to
tell the truth, that's why I came in here, so apparently suddenly....
What was I saying?"
Then, looking up and leaning back again in the chair: "But we need not
go into all that. As I say, the great thing is to come to the point at
once, isn't it?"
McTaggart was tired of standing up. He sat down in another chair, and
said "Yes," with a look of expectancy not quite unmixed with approaching
boredom.
"Well, Mr. McTaggart," went on the great statesman at last desperately,
like a man who has determined to take a plunge. "You will excuse my
being quite blunt and straightforward, won't you?"
"Of course," said McTaggart.
"I mean, we have already agreed that wasting time in preliminaries over
a matter of this kind ..."
"But a matter of _what_ kind?" said McTaggart, now roused--though his
guilty soul told him well what was coming.
"Well, the fact is, Mr. McTaggart," said the Home Secretary, suddenly
uncoiling himself and straightening out the joints until he stood up
above the younger man--he felt it gave him a kind of moral advantage,
and he needed it--"the fact is, it's only fair to tell you ... only the
difficulty is how to put it. But one must be straightforward, mustn't
one?"
And once more Mr. McTaggart said "Yes." But certain ancient traditions
of the middle class were stirring in his blood and he very nearly added,
"You doddering old fool."
"Why then, Mr. McTaggart, to put it quite plainly, ... well, now,
perhaps I ought to say this first. You know my cousin William? The
Professor?"
"Yes," said Mr. McTaggart, for the sixth time and with a touch of
savagery in his voice, "I do. I have been in this house with him for
over twenty-four hours."
"He tells me, Mr. McTaggart," began the Home Secretary seriously and
half an octave lower--"mind you, I don't say I believe it!"
"No?" said McTaggart, "Well, go on."
"He tells me he has proof, scientific proof-- Mind you, I don't say I
believe him! I'm only saying what he said."
"Yes," said McTaggart, for the seventh time, and with more patience.
"Scientific proof, I say--not personal, you understand. No personal
insinuation whatever--only _scientific_ proof that the emerald is or
was--shall I say, has been, upon your--damn it all!--_person_."
McTaggart started up. The issue was joined. He behaved very well.
"Mr. de Bohun," he said, in a slow but frank and straightforward way,
"you are not bound to believe me. But not only have I not the emerald,
but I will not even take the trouble to swear I have not got it. _I have
not got the Emerald_. Is that clear?"
"Yes," said his unfortunate host. With a world of apology in his voice
and stretching forth a deprecating hand! "Oh, yes, Mr. McTaggart! Yes,
quite clear!"
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