The Essays of Douglas JerroldJerrold, Douglas William
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The Essays of Douglas Jerrold
Jerrold, Douglas William
English essays -- 19th century
Royal Highness the Princess Augusta gave a supper to the fleas!” Certain
it is, the document contains at times news of less interest.[8] This
condescension on the part of her Highness, though it speaks much for her
affability, has been the cause of grievous heartburnings and bickerings
among the society. It is extraordinary the airs that every flea gives
himself about “his blood.” However, it is to be hoped that a herald will
be appointed to settle the claims of each disputant, and to favour the
whole with a genealogical tree. Who knows whether one of these fleas’
ancestors did not bite Sancho Panza, or the Dulcinea del Toboso, or the
_Carters_, who were “bitten like a tench”? Speaking on our own
responsibility, we are afraid that each of these little creatures, after
all its vanity about pure blood, has been somewhat capricious in its
appetite; a fault, by the by, which often puzzles the heralds in their
labours, for certain other little animals are very angry, when they
speak of blood, too.
Footnote 8:
Her Majesty the Queen, and Prince George of Cumberland, stood the
whole of the sermon!!—_Court Circular_, April 8, 1832.
We quitted the exhibition, and walking at a melancholy pace, with our
long, lean visage bent towards the earth, we were accosted by a man—an
odd-looking person, with a box at his back—who begged we would stop and
see his show. We were in a sight-seeing humour, and at once consented.
The box was placed on a trestle, our eye was at the glass, and our ears
open, when the man commenced his description:—
“The first view presents you with a grand state coach of the Great
Mogul; it is drawn by a thousand curious animals; they are, as you will
perceive, very finely dressed in rich harness, tall feathers, and flying
ribbons; they come and tie themselves to the coach, and feel it an
honour to be bridled; they snort, and caper, and kick mud into the eyes
of the bystanders.
“The next view shows you one of these animals with a long chain and a
heavy log. This chain was fixed upon his leg when he was born; and
though he has sometimes tried to file away the links, he has had his
knuckles so smartly rapped, and been called so many names—been so
preached to that the chain and log were for his own good, and that it
would ruin him to take them from him—that ’tis likely he will, for the
public benefit, be made to wear them to the end of his days.
“The animal in the next view, that is chained and draws water, is one of
the Great Mogul’s million of slaves. Although he draws bucket after
bucketful for the Mogul’s house and his household, for his horses and
his dogs, and his kitchen, and his flower garden, he is often perishing
himself for one half mouthful; his lips are blistered, and his tongue
black, with the water drawn by his own hands, running about him.
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